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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    06/24/09

    In reply to Hyundai Driver Backs Off Fourth Floor Of Parking Garage
    sorry all, i could not take it anymore.


    on a side note, the engine still works and i will be selling it for the low low price of $499.99

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    Image of Jason O'brien Jason O'brien
    06/24/09

    In reply to Hyundai Driver Backs Off Fourth Floor Of Parking Garage
    as she "left" the building backwards the front being heavier dropped first and she land on nose.
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    06/24/09

    @Jason O'brien: the nose isn't that much heavier. For those physics to work out the car would need to have the weight distribution of one of these:
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/24/09

    In reply to Hyundai Driver Backs Off Fourth Floor Of Parking Garage
    Massachusetts. It never gets old.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    06/24/09

    In reply to Hyundai Driver Backs Off Fourth Floor Of Parking Garage
    These Elantra´s are like a sandwich with peanut butter.
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    06/24/09

    In reply to Hyundai Driver Backs Off Fourth Floor Of Parking Garage
    Hyundai has surpassed Audi's "unintended acceleration"

    with their very own "unintended declivitation".


    Somebody better call Don Hewitt.

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    Image of pres pres
    06/24/09

    In reply to Hyundai Driver Backs Off Fourth Floor Of Parking Garage
    You know Bosox fans can't read, write or drive. This was inevitable, Mr. Anderson.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/24/09

    @pres: No, but they are extremely talented at throwing flaming couches from the top of 16 story buildings every 80 years or so.
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    Image of pres pres
    06/24/09

    @pauljones:


    It's awesome that they've got a record like Halie's Comet. Being a Rays fan, I love me some douchebag beatdown.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/24/09

    In reply to Hyundai Driver Backs Off Fourth Floor Of Parking Garage
    I'm actually impressed she wasn't killed by a weak roof. Though if Dwegmull is right, it might have landed on its nose or ass and then fallen over onto its back.

    Still, any landing you can walk away from...
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/24/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee: Coming from a family of flight instructors (though I, ironically, don't have my pilot's license. I chose college instead.): Amen.
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    Image of RCN8 RCN8
    06/24/09

    In reply to Hyundai Driver Backs Off Fourth Floor Of Parking Garage
    I wonder if Helen's dog is OK...
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    Image of SeniorVerde SeniorVerde
    06/24/09

    @RCN8:


    Ha ha!
    That reminds me of my favorite joke:
    What was Helen Keller's favorite color?


    Corduroy

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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    06/24/09

    @SeniorVerde: What do you call a dog with no legs?


    It doesn't matter, it's not going to come when you call it.


    Or call it cigarette and take it out for a drag every night...

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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    06/24/09

    In reply to Hyundai Driver Backs Off Fourth Floor Of Parking Garage
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    Image of domino domino
    06/24/09

    In reply to Hyundai Driver Backs Off Fourth Floor Of Parking Garage
    it looks like the designer of that parking garage is the same kind of idiot who thinks a flimsy screen will keep a toddler from falling out of a window.
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    Image of WilliamG. WilliamG.
    06/24/09

    In reply to Hyundai Driver Backs Off Fourth Floor Of Parking Garage
    Those guard rails sure are top grade quality, aren't they?
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/24/09

    @WilliamG.: I hate slimy lawyers, and she's an idiot for backing through the guard rail, but she really ought to consider suing the builder, assuming she has proof that she didn't blast through the rail at a speed that would be deemed "excessive".
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    06/24/09

    In reply to Hyundai Driver Backs Off Fourth Floor Of Parking Garage
    Well if my back of the envelope (well really front of the HP33s) calculations are correct, the car was traveling at about 30~35MPH when it hit the ground (assuming a 12m height). If it went head first, the weight of the engine would make it hit the ground in a way similar to a "normal" crash into a solid object while driving. Once it stopped, the position of its center of gravity plus the residual motion away from the building would have caused it to roll on its roof.


    /Once an engineer, always an engineer.

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    Image of WheatKing WheatKing
    06/24/09

    @Dwegmull, preview free since March 2009.: So you know Godiva rode a horse too eh..
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/24/09

    In reply to Hyundai Driver Backs Off Fourth Floor Of Parking Garage
    Wow. I thought I was having a bad day. I have done some dumbass things in my day, but nothing approaching that. I'm glad to hear that she is okay, though. Even in a car, four stories can potentially be fatal.
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    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    06/24/09

    In reply to Hyundai Driver Backs Off Fourth Floor Of Parking Garage
    Almost KIA
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    Image of MrBangBam MrBangBam
    06/24/09

    @Ash78: lol!
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/24/09

    @Ash78: Excellent.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/24/09

    @Ash78: Ash, many of us are grateful that you took a short hiatus which allowed the rest of us a shot at the ever-elusive COTD. That being said, however, it's nice to see you back in full force!
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    06/24/09

    In reply to Hyundai Driver Backs Off Fourth Floor Of Parking Garage
    Pahking is facking hahd.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/24/09

    @PatFromGundo: Having lived in Boston for a few years, that was just absolutely perfect.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/24/09

    @PatFromGundo: Wicked hahd. Go Sawx!
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    06/24/09

    @PatFromGundo: 'Specially in Hahvahd Yahd.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/24/09

    @pauljones: I think it would've been fackin'.
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    Image of benrobNU benrobNU
    06/24/09

    @Taco Mudplushroomz: I sense a serious lack of "cheif" or "guy" in this thread.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    06/24/09

    @benrobNU: You like apples, Cheif?
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    06/24/09

    @Alfisted: I just did a half-gainah outta this pahkin' garage, howdya like THEM apples?
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