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    Maserati Gran Turismo S Automatic Headed For Geneva, Convertible To Follow

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    Image of .357 .357
    03/09/09

    In reply to Maserati May Set All-Time Sales Record In 2008
    Maserati is great.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/24/09

    In reply to Maserati Gran Turismo S Automatic Headed For Geneva, Convertible To Follow
    It should have standard "Automatique" badges on the decklid.


    That leave a couple giant holes and some glue behind if you pry them off in an attempt to trick your fellow motorists.

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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    02/23/09

    In reply to Maserati Gran Turismo S Automatic Headed For Geneva, Convertible To Follow
    Is there any car that the ZF 6 speed hasn't touched with it's lazy-seeking claws?
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    02/23/09

    In reply to Maserati Gran Turismo S Automatic Headed For Geneva, Convertible To Follow
    what's the towing capacity?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/23/09

    @Syrax: Or the driveway time?
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    02/23/09

    @engineerd: Porsche's already claiming their driveway time is fake.
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    Image of 1300ccsoffury 1300ccsoffury
    02/23/09

    In reply to Maserati Gran Turismo S Automatic Headed For Geneva, Convertible To Follow
    Where are GranTurismos are with depreciation? Have they trickled down into the $20k's yet?


    /wishful thinking

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    02/23/09

    @1300ccsoffury: AT with depreciation, damn it.
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    02/23/09

    In reply to Maserati Gran Turismo S Automatic Headed For Geneva, Convertible To Follow
    Another sports car gets a conventional automatic in their top horsepower model. Balding, gold chain wearing dentists of the USA cheer loudly.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/23/09

    @Tiberiuswise - now with 20% more sarcasm.: They're better for towing RV's.
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    Image of .357 .357
    02/23/09

    In reply to Maserati Gran Turismo S Automatic Headed For Geneva, Convertible To Follow
    A convertible Maserati? Sign me up.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/23/09

    In reply to Maserati Gran Turismo S Automatic Headed For Geneva, Convertible To Follow
    From ePRS (patent pending):


    Maserati has been trying to introduce a new model at each major auto show and has finally ran out of good ideas. So, at this year's Geneva Auto Show Maserati announces the GranTurismo S Automatic.


    The castrated version of the oh-so-sweet GranTurismo will get the 4.7L V8 producing 440hp and 490 Nm.


    The major disappointment is this car will be equipped with an automatic transmission. We give some information about it, but we know real drivers will stop reading here.


    We put lipstick on a pig and employed the shift strategy from the Quattroporte Sport GT S.


    The Skyhook suspension has been tuned for driving comfort and not sport driving. Why don't these people just by a Toyota?


    To try to appeal to men, we put mini-skirts on the car. To try to appeal to poseurs, we put 20s on the car.


    In an automotive first, we will offer Bluetooth and iPod connectivity integreted into a multi-media system.

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    02/23/09

    @engineerd: Long-winded maniacal rants are to Graverobber as truthfully reworded press releases are to engineerd.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/23/09

    In reply to Maserati Gran Turismo S Automatic Headed For Geneva, Convertible To Follow
    I'll take the 'vert, as long as I can hose out the interior. All y'all can have the autos.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    02/23/09

    In reply to Maserati Gran Turismo S Automatic Headed For Geneva, Convertible To Follow
    Can they a gaudy appearance package next?


    And how about marketing it to seniors in Florida? Bad idea? Yes? No?

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    02/23/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: can they "ADD" a....


    stupid zombies always messing up my keyboard

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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    02/23/09

    In reply to Maserati Gran Turismo S Automatic Headed For Geneva, Convertible To Follow
    Because that's how I like my Maseratis; slower and slushier.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/23/09

    @aSoundofSleep:


    We don't know that, yet.


    And besides, that automatic worked wonders for the sales of Quattroportes. Most people in the market for one of these prefer an effortless grand touring car. For those that prefer a little more in the way of involvement, there is always Aston Martin, Jaguar, Ferrari, and Porsche.

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    02/23/09

    In reply to Maserati Gran Turismo S Automatic Headed For Geneva, Convertible To Follow
    You got it wrong. It's Maseraaaati GuranTuuriiiiiissmo Essssss Automatiiiiiiico.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    02/23/09

    @Pessimippopotamus Parkingtonius: Needs more zest, is what I'm sayin'.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    02/23/09

    @Pessimippopotamus Parkingtonius: Or is that gusto?
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    Image of MrBangBam MrBangBam
    02/23/09

    @Pessimippopotamus Parkingtonius: Stop talking to yourself.
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    Image of MrBangBam MrBangBam
    02/23/09

    @MrBangBam: Well, you do it too.
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    02/23/09

    In reply to Maserati Gran Turismo S Automatic Headed For Geneva, Convertible To Follow
    An automatic? I guess they needed this for the Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton Celebriwhore market.
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    Image of jduffy13 jduffy13
    02/23/09

    @FromaBuick6:


    Does anybody on god's green earth actually find Lohan attractive? I mean, I don't get it.


    PH I can kind of see after you've had a couple of adult beverages but Lohan, she needs to go back to her bridge.

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    02/23/09

    @jduffy13: She wasn't bad about five years ago. If nothing else, she had nice knockers.


    Cocaine's a powerful drug.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/23/09

    In reply to Maserati Gran Turismo S Automatic Headed For Geneva, Convertible To Follow
    Megan Fox might have some competition in the form of a topless Gran Turismo.
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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    02/23/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.:
    Not if she's topless too.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    02/23/09

    @Tiberiuswise - now with 20% more sarcasm.: What, like this?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/23/09

    @Pessimippopotamus Parkingtonius:


    Okay, this might be going a little too far, here.


    I definitely think that Megan Fox is one of the hottest things to ever walk this earth, and I am all for the occasional pic of a cute model, but at some point in time, we must realize that if we want more than that, then we probably ought to google Fleshbot on our own time.


    Sorry to be the killjoy and all, but I am surprised as all hell that Wert hasn't stepped in and said anything yet.

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    02/23/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: Probably. If it makes you feel better, she's filming a movie wearing stickers.


    Still though, I think we should have a Foxy Fox body special in Jalopnik in the honor of Megan Fox.

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