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Woman With Diaper Bag Full Of Pot Tells Cops It Was A Baby Shower Gift

Detroit's Belle Isle, an island park that sometimes doubles as a track, is in the center of controversy because of increased police presence on the island. The number of arrests on the island have gone up in recent months — including one bizarre incident involving a woman speeding to a baby shower with a half-pound of… » 6/04/14 10:40am 6/04/14 10:40am

Whatcha Pullin' Me Over For, Mr. Officer?

One-time might have no case when he pulls over Sir Mix-A-Lot, but you gotta figure a Town Car stretch limo with the plate 420LIMO might find its passengers' red eyes blinking confusedly in the harsh light of Mag-Lite beams, as members of the law enforcement community take a shot at an easy, low-paperwork bust. Say, is… » 2/29/08 8:00am 2/29/08 8:00am

Junkyard Find: Who's Your Doob-ernatorial Candidate?

When you're building weird stuff out of car parts (or if you rely entirely on cheap-ass beater cars for transportation), you'll be spending a lot of time in your local junkyards. I've always loved junkyards anyway, so I'm often at my favorite yard, sniffing through cars like a junk-food-mad bear digging through… » 8/23/07 4:45pm 8/23/07 4:45pm

Want To Get Hassled By The Man? Fiberweed Van Air Freshener!

We can't be sure that this air freshener, inspired by the Stoniest Vehicle In Motion Picture History, actually smells like reefer. But we can guarantee the smell won't matter as soon as a member of the law enforcement community takes a look at this thing dangling from the mirror of your vehicle; regardless of actual… » 7/10/07 5:30pm 7/10/07 5:30pm