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Detroit, 12:46 PM
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    GPS Attempts To Kill Norwegian Tourists In Brazil
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    12/03/08

    In reply to GPS Attempts To Kill Norwegian Tourists In Brazil
    Let's see.... the GPS unit managed to get the from the airport to the beach without shots being fired. But it couldn't do the reverse?


    I think they wanted a real City Of God experience, including a face-to-face with Lil Ze, Knockout Ned and the gang. They had to blame something once they realized they were not part of an indie art film.


    We need a pic of these guys holding a DVD of the movie while being shot at, with the current meme "You're Doing It Wrong" in Norwegian.

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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    12/02/08

    In reply to GPS Attempts To Kill Norwegian Tourists In Brazil
    It's the Education in Cultural Diversity option on the pull down menu.


    It's important for them to see the plight of those less fortunate. Kids, are you noticing the plight?


    \roll 'em up.

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    Image of X3SoB X3SoB
    12/02/08

    In reply to GPS Attempts To Kill Norwegian Tourists In Brazil
    Yes, the nav system's fault. There is a huge self-aware computer in orbit that is plotting to kill all of humanity, and it's starting with the Swedes, because, as we all know, they are the master race. Yes, the nav...
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    12/02/08

    @X3SoB: Never ever again confuse Swedes with Norwegians. They're the stupid ones, we Swedes are the handsome ones (see avatar). Remember that, and you'll be OK.
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    12/02/08

    In reply to GPS Attempts To Kill Norwegian Tourists In Brazil
    Favela Fabulous.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    12/02/08

    In reply to GPS Attempts To Kill Norwegian Tourists In Brazil
    "Shortest time... Calculating route... When possible, make a legal U turn"


    "Aww damn. Two double yellow. I'll just continue to that interesting neighborhood ahead and make a u turn there."

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    12/02/08

    In reply to GPS Attempts To Kill Norwegian Tourists In Brazil
    As I explained to the kindly police officer, the same thing happened to me the time I accidentally ended up in Hunts Point asking that young lady in the weather-inappropriate clothing and uncomfortable-looking heels for directions back to the highway.
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    12/02/08

    @92BuickLeSabre: You mean Trixie McHeadsalot? She is great for directions, but for some reason, every time I talk to her I get hauled to county.
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    Image of PetrinaDawgument PetrinaDawgument
    12/02/08

    In reply to GPS Attempts To Kill Norwegian Tourists In Brazil
    Why doesn't anyone use maps anymore? The Darwin Awards are going to start filling up with GPS related mishaps!
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    12/03/08

    @PetrinaDawgument: Even if you use GPS you don't have to follow its directions when it tells you to do something stupid...
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    Image of TheDanMan,Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower TheDanMan,Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower
    12/02/08

    In reply to GPS Attempts To Kill Norwegian Tourists In Brazil
    A trio of men in Rio? C'mon! At least tell me what kind of rental car. Pink Mini Cooper, maybe?
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    12/02/08

    @TheDanMan Pushing the tin down under!: Maybe a Rio.
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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    12/02/08

    @A strolling player, now with 100% more Studebaker!: my bet is a Rio Cinco with room for two more
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    12/02/08

    In reply to GPS Attempts To Kill Norwegian Tourists In Brazil
    you know, they could have just gotten a real flesh and blood tour guide to take them to the slum to get shot at
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