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    World's Most Hideous Nissan Maxima Found In Kuwait
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/10/08

    In reply to World's Most Hideous Nissan Maxima Found In Kuwait
    It's trying to cover up its completely stock engine bay.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    11/10/08

    In reply to World's Most Hideous Nissan Maxima Found In Kuwait
    Expensively embarrassing: it's the MaxMosleyima.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/10/08

    In reply to World's Most Hideous Nissan Maxima Found In Kuwait
    "This is the church, this is the steeple. Flip the switch, see all the people."
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    Image of layabout layabout
    11/10/08

    In reply to World's Most Hideous Nissan Maxima Found In Kuwait
    Surely he could have just bought an M5 for less than the conversion costs.
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    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    11/10/08

    In reply to World's Most Hideous Nissan Maxima Found In Kuwait
    "So, do you pick up a lot of chicks in this thing?"


    "The trunk is windowless for this very reason."

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    11/10/08

    In reply to World's Most Hideous Nissan Maxima Found In Kuwait
    This should be posted on Wrecked Exotics.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/10/08

    In reply to World's Most Hideous Nissan Maxima Found In Kuwait
    This would be entertaining if, at a red light, say, you casually started unfolding the hood; and you had some kind of grotesque alien/Saw Puppet/evil creature/or even a giant hand emerge.


    Well, "entertaining" in the sense of "fun at first but then too much trouble and once you've scared one minivan full of grandparents and a couple of schoolbuses full of kids, it gets kind of boring."

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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    11/10/08

    In reply to World's Most Hideous Nissan Maxima Found In Kuwait
    Okay, okay, I change my vote. I guess I DO want a $9K Opel GT converted to a Batmobile.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    11/10/08

    In reply to World's Most Hideous Nissan Maxima Found In Kuwait
    The best part is the for sale sticker on the back.


    Oh, Kuwait. You tease.

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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    11/10/08

    In reply to World's Most Hideous Nissan Maxima Found In Kuwait
    Hey! That looks like Mario Dominguez' car!



    Mario's was cheaper and a quicker mod, too. Just hit a taxi and fail pay the 200 pesos in damages...


    [www.openwheelworld.net]
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    Image of Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face
    11/10/08

    In reply to World's Most Hideous Nissan Maxima Found In Kuwait
    Hmmm
    Id also like to say.. I hevent even seen the interior of this mess yet...


    But things like this cross my eyes..
    Like.. why does it have a hood scoop, when ya can just open it up like a fly trap. Whats the point of it?


    And the wing out back...
    Seriously...
    This is a Maxima.. FWD car.. where does the down force come into play.. for a rear drive car.?


    And the doors..
    Oh hell I cant answer that.


    Id just like to know.. why.

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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    11/10/08

    @Accordforall: It's too much.


    I like what you have to say a lot of the time, but getting past all the ellipses is really hard.


    That said, I kind of hope the hood is hydraulic, and powerfully so, so that the gentleman who owns this hooptie can eat smaller cars for breakfast.

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    11/10/08

    In reply to World's Most Hideous Nissan Maxima Found In Kuwait
    I just puked out my nose a little. It burns. So should this car.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    11/10/08

    In reply to World's Most Hideous Nissan Maxima Found In Kuwait
    Meh, it would be better if it were all chrome.
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    Image of dopplerd dopplerd
    11/10/08

    In reply to World's Most Hideous Nissan Maxima Found In Kuwait
    But does the fuel filler door still use the factory hinge?
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    11/10/08

    @dopplerd: Nope, suicide fuel door that does a half-twist. It takes an extra 50lbs, but its worth it.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    11/10/08

    In reply to World's Most Hideous Nissan Maxima Found In Kuwait
    A lot of effort went into making this thing.


    Now if only he'd used his powers for good...

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