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    Madden Cruiser: Saying Farewell To John Madden's Awesome Bus
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    04/16/09

    In reply to Madden Cruiser: Saying Farewell To John Madden's Awesome Bus
    Geez, I've been "reviewing tapes" (well, DVDs, actually) for years now, and do *I* get a big bus with a plasma TV and a -- yes, wait for it -- QUEEN size bed...? Hell, no.

    I wonder if I could line up a sponsor like Outback Steakhouse to set me up...
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    04/16/09

    In reply to Madden Cruiser: Saying Farewell To John Madden's Awesome Bus
    The Madden Cruiser: where roadbeef is a literal term.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    04/16/09

    In reply to Madden Cruiser: Saying Farewell To John Madden's Awesome Bus
    converted to fit Madden's very specific needs


    The logistics of installing a tube that dispenses whole fried chickens on demand are mind-boggling

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    Image of TheBrewPub TheBrewPub
    04/16/09

    In reply to Madden Cruiser: Saying Farewell To John Madden's Awesome Bus
    Wait a second. He can '... review tape'. What the hell is the 'tape' you speak of, and what are those black plastic cartridges in the blue cardboard?


    Is this 1996? Lots of 4X3 televisions in that thing - looks like its time to upgrade.

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    Image of FЯeeMan FЯeeMan
    04/16/09

    @TheBrewPub: Seems Madden is as afraid of technology as he is of flying.
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    Image of ThePiratesFan ThePiratesFan
    04/16/09

    In reply to Madden Cruiser: Saying Farewell To John Madden's Awesome Bus
    No rules. Just Right.


    So, Mark Chmura details busses these days?

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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    04/16/09

    @ThePiratesFan: Nice American Chewy reference
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    04/16/09

    In reply to Madden Cruiser: Saying Farewell To John Madden's Awesome Bus
    Where's all the little squiggly lines on the pictures? I can't believe this has anything to do with Madden without little white squiggly lines.
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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    04/16/09

    In reply to Madden Cruiser: Saying Farewell To John Madden's Awesome Bus
    In a related story, Frank Caliendo is selling his converted Bluebird school bus.
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    Image of StuckXJ StuckXJ
    04/16/09

    In reply to Madden Cruiser: Saying Farewell To John Madden's Awesome Bus
    ...God knows whats on those tapes...

    *shudders*
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/16/09

    @StuckXJ: See above.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    04/16/09

    In reply to Madden Cruiser: Saying Farewell To John Madden's Awesome Bus
    "Madden Cruiser" sounds an awful lot like some sort of anonymous gay-sex-for-nice-shoes scheme.
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    04/16/09

    @Ash78: Yo dawg, I herd you like game voiceovers, so we put an innuendo-laced slogan on your bus so you can do exciting game voiceovers while inviting gay boys over.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    04/16/09

    In reply to Madden Cruiser: Saying Farewell To John Madden's Awesome Bus
    He should know that the number of deaths in automobile accidents is much bigger than plane crashes. The thing is, most car crashes won't kill you. You can't say that about plane crashes.
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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    04/16/09

    In reply to Madden Cruiser: Saying Farewell To John Madden's Awesome Bus
    Granite floors on a moving vehicle? That's just silly.
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/16/09

    @Tiberiuswise - sarcasm free since April 15, 2009.: I prefer a S-class designed to look like a cottage.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/16/09

    In reply to Madden Cruiser: Saying Farewell To John Madden's Awesome Bus
    Bet you could run a lot of drugs in a bus like that. Not to mention the obligatory dead hooker storage. Probably also get some good seats at the game.


    Long haul tour buses have gotten enormous, and posh over the past decade. Doesn't have to be like Greyhound any more.

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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    04/16/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: When you pulled up to my house did you see a sign that said "Dead hooker storage"?


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    04/16/09

    In reply to Madden Cruiser: Saying Farewell To John Madden's Awesome Bus
    He will do ANYTHING to avoid having to call a Pro Bowl, won't he...
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    04/16/09

    In reply to Madden Cruiser: Saying Farewell To John Madden's Awesome Bus
    Those MCI busses are unreal. We just had a Prevost in our shop a couple weeks ago on a Monaco chassis that was similar to this (Same length, engine, and tandem axle). Had a f*cking chandelier in it, marble flooring, more room than my house probably, and was more elegant inside than most houses I've been in.
    They drive like a Lexus, too. Don't really feel a thing.
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    04/16/09

    @Duke Sound Vtechen of Sleepenburg: Especially dudes on motorcycles.
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/16/09

    In reply to Madden Cruiser: Saying Farewell To John Madden's Awesome Bus
    Let's go Outback Tonight!

    I don't trust Madden. Whenever I pick his plays in Madden 09, it turns out badly. A 5 yr. old can pick plays better.
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