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Texas Car Dealer Slashes Prices, Customers

We love Texas. It's a state where the women are smart and beautiful, the license plate frames are illegal and everyone is armed. Robert "Jack" Parker was found guilty today of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after attacking one of his customers with a machete. According to the guy's defense attorney, he made… » 2/15/07 5:00pm 2/15/07 5:00pm