M1A1 Abrams-based, 70 tons, 45MPH top speed, high-explosive IED-busting munitions, .50-caliber machine gun, 12-foot-wide 5000lb snaggle-toothed plow, and a heaping snoot-full of badass. This is the Assault Breacher Vehicle, the Marines' latest tool in the Afghanistan theater. Wicked.
This wildly modified M1A-Abrams lowrider is fake, but we kinda wish it wasn't. The in-all-caps interview with the imaginary creators below.