M1A1 Abrams-based, 70 tons, 45MPH top speed, high-explosive IED-busting munitions, .50-caliber machine gun, 12-foot-wide 5000lb snaggle-toothed plow, and a heaping snoot-full of badass. This is the Assault Breacher Vehicle, the Marines' latest tool in the Afghanistan theater. Wicked.
This wildly modified M1A-Abrams lowrider is fake, but we kinda wish it wasn't. The in-all-caps interview with the imaginary creators below.
Though we're not sure why this M1 Abrams tank had to crush this lowly Iraqi cab twice, we do know that it's a lot of fun to watch (and we suspect that may have had something to do with it). And before anyone gets upset about us losing the hearts and minds of Iraqi cab drivers, we'd point out that the little cab…