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    Australian Grandma Banned From Roads For 1000 Years
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    01/07/09

    In reply to Australian Grandma Banned From Roads For 1000 Years
    Think of the biographical movie title possibilities:


    "Priscilla, Crone of the Desert"

    or maybe

    "Mad Maxine"

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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/07/09

    In reply to Australian Grandma Banned From Roads For 1000 Years
    (@me since it wont let me reply to myself). Let me clarify. I dont understand why they would take into consideration her neighborhood disputes in a traffic court.
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    Image of Feds Feds
    01/07/09

    In reply to Australian Grandma Banned From Roads For 1000 Years
    Ahh, it's Jalopnik Secret Decoder Ring Day!


    Luba Testy. Magistrate. Salty stick.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/07/09

    @Feds:


    Early COTD nomination.

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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    01/07/09

    @Feds: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/07/09

    In reply to Australian Grandma Banned From Roads For 1000 Years
    I dont understand why they would ban her from the roads for arguing with the neighbors unless she tried to mow them down with her car.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/07/09

    @Curves:


    Oh, come on, look at that face.


    Does that look like the face of a sweet little old lady going to the market, or does it scream "ancient, batshit mad, homicidal crackwhore whose weapon of choice is a 3500lb steel box on wheels?"


    Myself, I am going with the latter.

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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/07/09

    @pauljones: Actually, I did look at the picture, and it made me wonder why they were prosecuting Camilla Parker-Bowles-Bowels-Whatever.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    01/07/09

    @pauljones: Oh, dude... COTD or there is no justice.
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    01/07/09

    @Curves: OMG.... it IS her... (frisson)
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    01/07/09

    In reply to Australian Grandma Banned From Roads For 1000 Years
    The good die young.

    Of course the converse...
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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    01/07/09

    In reply to Australian Grandma Banned From Roads For 1000 Years
    Way to ironic. Irony meter: off charts.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01/07/09

    In reply to Australian Grandma Banned From Roads For 1000 Years
    Her name is like a punchline to a joke about a sex-addicted museum curator.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    01/07/09

    @Ash78: Ewwww!
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    Image of Saboth Saboth
    01/07/09

    In reply to Australian Grandma Banned From Roads For 1000 Years
    So we can look forward to seeing her on Futurama, I take it.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    01/07/09

    @Saboth: Only her talking head.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    01/07/09

    In reply to Australian Grandma Banned From Roads For 1000 Years
    She lived long enough to live up to her name. Too bad her first name wasn't "Crusty," that would've been just too perfect.
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    Image of BondoBandit BondoBandit
    01/07/09

    In reply to Australian Grandma Banned From Roads For 1000 Years
    Aw just another 78th strike loser.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/07/09

    @BondoBandit:


    Wait, I thought this story took place in Australia, not California.

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    01/07/09

    In reply to Australian Grandma Banned From Roads For 1000 Years
    1000 years? Really?


    Does the Judge secretly think she is Cthulhu?


    Well, not that much of a stretch.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/07/09

    In reply to Australian Grandma Banned From Roads For 1000 Years
    So is she going to have to catch a helicopter flight to her funeral next year?
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    Image of Illegal_Machine Illegal_Machine
    01/07/09

    In reply to Australian Grandma Banned From Roads For 1000 Years
    What do you call banning a woman from the roads for 1000 years?


    A good start.

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    01/07/09

    @Illegal_Machine: Cue cross-posting at Jezebel in 3...2...
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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    01/07/09

    In reply to Australian Grandma Banned From Roads For 1000 Years
    He added another year for back talk? Huh, I didn't know Lieberman wore the judge's wig down under too.
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    01/07/09

    @LTDScott is at LeMons!: C'mon. "Miss Relic". Isn't that being insensitive to our 'chronologically enhanced' citizens?
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    01/07/09

    @LTDScott: Aaaaand--there's a 15 lap penalty for the Porcu-Bs!
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    01/07/09

    In reply to Australian Grandma Banned From Roads For 1000 Years
    You think she drives badly at age 84. Just wait until she's 1075.
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    Image of jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware
    01/07/09

    @smalleyxb122: You know she is going to drive by the judges house tomorrow and take out his mailbox. After 78 times in court, she clearly doesn't let the law tell her what to do.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    01/07/09

    @jbownsabmw but still wants GM to survive: You are all too correct, sir. She didn't have a license when she was driving this time, why would anyone think not having a license would stop her the next time?
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