If there is anyone on the road who should be driving on snow tires when it's snowy out, it's someone who actually sells tires. This Firestone truck does not. The results are hilarious.

Shit happens when you party naked, as the old saying goes. You know it, I know it, and the owner of this Pittsburgh-area gas station certainly knows it now.

Ah North Carolina, it's pine-scented breeze begat such commercial staples as textile factories, paper mills, and NASCAR. The Tar Heel State is also the birthplace of this Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera, which has been chopped up and converted into a pickup of sorts.

I suppose it's possible that this is just a chyron error designed to make everyone's inner eight-year-old eject torrents of milk from their nostrils, but I suppose there's also a chance this could be real. Real as in the poor Tulsa, OK metropolitan area served by the intrepid reporters of Fox 23 is being inundated by…

Illegally parked asshats are the bane of humanity. Well, maybe they aren't but these Russians seemed to think so, which might explain why they're throwing this parked car into a rollaway with giant claw.

Old Subarus are great snow cars, but what if you live in the desert near the Mexican border? It's pretty sunny down there, so clearly, the best thing to do is turn your beater Subie into a not-so-mini Mini Moke, right?

Have you ever been in one of those fights where you suddenly decide "this will be far easier if I get in my car and just run down the other person?" No? Well, that sort of fight just happened in Milwaukee.

So Spin magazine is going out of print. You're sad, I know, but hey, your subscription isn't up yet, maybe you'll get a nice refund to make up for the loss of music news.

When you own a car, you tend to make very careful choices with how you modify it. Chances are you'll need to sell it at some point in the future, and it needs to appeal to more people than just you.

While listening to a guy shouting "Is that his ass, is that his ass?" is not something we would normally do, when it's paired with the glorious sound of a Countach V12 in a Lamborghini LM002 SUV on the serpentines over Monaco, we give in.

Here's a guy doing what he calls ‘carkour.' It's parkour, but on, over, and through the cars of complete strangers. Cool stunts, but this guy is asking for it.

Stop the presses! A guy from Florida was arrested with his genitals hanging out! No wait, this one's different, I swear!

Benjamin Sloss Treynor is the Vice President of Engineering at Google. He's smart. He's rich. And he loves cars.

The 2012 Rolls-Royce Phantom has a new bumper, some changes in the interior, and a rectangular LED lower light instead of the round one from before. You can even order it with an eight-speed automatic in case the six-speed ZF unit seems prehistoric.

If you're a carjacker and you have a gun, you should have no issues getting yourself multiple free cars.

What do two men battling with a chain and a machete have in common with a tow truck engulfed in flames? Police in Fairfax County, Va. are still trying to figure that out.

The other day, some fishermen went into the waters off of South China in order to catch some wonderful, wonderful fish. Instead, they got something large, heavy, and bloated.

Somebody get this Tatra under control! Sweet heaven, it'll kill us all!

We're not sure from which part of the Keystone State this particular vanity plate hails, but it's worth noting that a large part of Pennsylvania is near the Jersey Shore.

Before that annoying Limey GEICO lizard invaded our television screens with polite reminders that we can save $15 a month or more on car insurance by switching to GEICO (fuck, did I really just say that?!), there's new evidence that he was once a corvette driving bounder.