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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/13/09

    In reply to Toyota Cartoon Explains To Kids Why Their Cars All Look Alike
    I just finished watching super size me. It was awesome. I wonder what a sweet car McDonalds and Toyota could come up with. #cardesign
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/13/09

    In reply to Toyota Cartoon Explains To Kids Why Their Cars All Look Alike
    Some Toyota personnel had an over-indulgence of sake (or saki). #cardesign
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    Image of leberkäs leberkäs
    11/13/09

    In reply to Toyota Cartoon Explains To Kids Why Their Cars All Look Alike
    Yellow dude is a racist feeling uncomfortable amongst all those beige dudes.
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    beercheck promoted this comment Edited by leberkäs at 11/13/09 4:21 PM leberkäs was starred leberkäs was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/13/09

    In reply to Toyota Cartoon Explains To Kids Why Their Cars All Look Alike
    So, little semi-humanoid alien dudes with antennae sticking out of the skulls sitting around a fruity, post modern coffee table set design Toyotas? #cardesign
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    Image of nataku8_e30 nataku8_e30
    11/13/09

    @pauljones: Also, Japanese children are rabbits. #cardesign
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    11/13/09

    @nataku8_e30: Word. Just wanted to clarify, that's all, #cardesign
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    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    11/13/09

    In reply to Toyota Cartoon Explains To Kids Why Their Cars All Look Alike
    "They" (all look the same) is unclear in this context.

    There are three orange people and one yellow person here. Your mileage may vary, but this could just as easily be a cartoon on ethnic tolerance or something. #cardesign
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    Image of jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms
    11/13/09

    @Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978: Nah. All their beanie balls are different colours. There is obvious fashion diversity going on. #cardesign
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    Image of nataku8_e30 nataku8_e30
    11/13/09

    @Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978: i watched the first two on there, and actually that IS what they're referring to, not Toyota's bland vehicle design. I don't know what they're trying to achieve with this cartoon series thing, but I feel disturbed on a very deep, bordering on subconscious, level. #cardesign
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    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    11/13/09

    @Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978: Maybe the yellow guy is a member of Mara Salvatrucha (note the tear-shaped prison tattoo) and is trying to conduct a hit on one of these three guys, but he wants to be sure he gets the job done right.

    He probably just kills all of them to be on the safe side. #cardesign
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    Image of wheatieboy wheatieboy
    11/13/09

    In reply to BMW Owner Wants Car Repo'd So He Can Buy An M3
    Whats up fellas im in the process of gettin ma brefass. I had the early morn' toste but it was hooked up by the cat, it was wrapped in strawberry jam it was krazy but it had one part of th' crust fallin' off... it got soggy in the juice on the table.. my moms wiped up the juice but left some water-like on the table so's when i put my toste back down it got wet again.. it was too good but i kept gettin' the wet part in my mouth but my moms said she had cleaned up the juice but the water she wouldn't... so then my brother was with me at the time and then my dad was also interested in my toste, wanting it on the same day... lucky I called my mom from upstairs to schedule it so it worked out ok...

    Jeezus... It's giving me a headache just to keep this up. How on earth did this moran write his post, from his phone, likely while driving, without a)his head exploding or b)killing several pedestrians? #bmw
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    FrankGrimes promoted this comment wheatieboy was starred wheatieboy was unstarred
    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/13/09

    @wheatieboy: I like you. #bmw
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    Image of powermatic powermatic
    11/13/09

    In reply to BMW Owner Wants Car Repo'd So He Can Buy An M3

    Was it Jim Anchower? #bmw
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    11/13/09

    @powermatic: Nah, Anchower:

    a) reps a Festiva
    b) is an entertaining and surprisingly lucid writer #bmw
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    11/13/09

    @powermatic:

    No, because he didn't start off his post with, "Hola, amigos". This dood is more like tha H Dawg, only exponentially dumber. #bmw
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    Image of rev_junkie rev_junkie
    11/13/09

    In reply to BMW Owner Wants Car Repo'd So He Can Buy An M3
    I can't really blame him. I've driven the E90 M3, and it is the most fantastic car I have ever driven. Of course, the cars I've driven so far are my 2000 Civic, my dad's '88 Civic, his '97 Accord, my mom's '97 SL2, my sister's '06 Spectra, my stepfather's '09 MKS, his '00 Silverado 5.3L Z71, my grandfather's '02 Regal, a driver's ed Taurus, a '91 Miata, an AP2 S2000, an '09 Civic Si, an '08 Honda Fit, and the current M5 and M6. Seriously, drive one, and you'll know why Car and Driver fawns over it. #bmw
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    Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est promoted this comment rev_junkie was starred rev_junkie was unstarred
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    11/13/09

    @rev_junkie: Whoa there. #bmw
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    Image of ChiefPontiaxe ChiefPontiaxe
    11/13/09

    In reply to BMW Owner Wants Car Repo'd So He Can Buy An M3
    . . . and THAT'S why I'll never buy a BMW #bmw
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    theeastbaykid promoted this comment ChiefPontiaxe was starred ChiefPontiaxe was unstarred
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    11/13/09

    @ChiefPontiaxe: Because you might turn into this guy? I worry about owning a Chrysler product--then I'll be predisposed to ripping off the federal government! #bmw
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    11/13/09

    In reply to BMW Owner Wants Car Repo'd So He Can Buy An M3
    I believe it. I've seen this kind of thing in real estate...a guy posted that he was going to default on his home loan in the hopes that he could get a better deal. And at CarMax, we'd every so often see folks come in who were massively upside down on their current car and be trying to get financed on something new to replace it. I was always impressed that CarMax was willing to tell people like that "no" rather than take advantage of them. #bmw
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    Image of Clown Shoe Pilot Clown Shoe Pilot
    11/13/09

    In reply to BMW Owner Wants Car Repo'd So He Can Buy An M3
    I live in Texas, so it's not the same guy, but just last night I was getting some fast food and the guy in the windows was chatting me up about my car and was talking about his e46 M3.

    It made me question my whole career choice - here I went to college and stuff, and the 20-something guy handing me fried chicken through a car window is rolling in an M3.

    I'm sure that fast food guy will NEVER see the title for his car, so I feel a little better. #bmw
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    Image of jodark jodark
    11/13/09

    @Clown Shoe Pilot: Did you at least see the M3 in the parking lot around the building somewhere? If not, then he most likely handed you a side of gravy-covered bullshit and biscuits along with that fried chicken. #bmw
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    Image of Clown Shoe Pilot Clown Shoe Pilot
    11/13/09

    @jodark: I didn't see an M3 in the lot, but I didn't really look for one either. I certainly don't discount the possibility that it was complete and utter bullshit.

    However, I have also seen ruined (giant rims, etc) M3s in other places similar to where Our Hero might be found, so one never knows. #bmw
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/13/09

    @Clown Shoe Pilot: I didn't think people who can afford an M3 eat fast food. #bmw
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    Image of kingofthering gets off on witholding. kingofthering gets off on witholding.
    11/13/09

    In reply to BMW Owner Wants Car Repo'd So He Can Buy An M3
    So he dumped his M3 because he needed new tires. Wow.

    Anyone guessing he looks like this: #bmw
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    FrankGrimes promoted this comment kingofthering gets off on witholding. was starred kingofthering gets off on witholding. was unstarred
    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/13/09


    @kingofthering gets off on witholding.: Or this. #bmw
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    Image of oddseth oddseth
    11/13/09

    @FrankGrimes: Oh no! A hipster, let's kill it for spending lots of money to look like a homeless degenerate. #bmw
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    11/13/09

    @oddseth: his fixed gear bike will kill him soon enough. #bmw
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    Image of oddseth oddseth
    11/13/09

    @FrankGrimes: Lol. Either that or super taper length size 0 jeans will trap all of the blood in his below the waist... #bmw
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/13/09

    @oddseth: well that explains the keys in a conspicuous not in pockets style.

    too skinny pants=cant use pockets=lame. #bmw
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    Image of PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287 PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287
    11/13/09

    In reply to BMW Owner Wants Car Repo'd So He Can Buy An M3
    A guy I used to work with leased a Mustang in 2000. Already a bad idea. To make matters worse he rolled over his debt from his previous lease into it. So before he started he had an extra $150 a month to pay on top of the already stupid high payment (his negotiation skills were basically, do you have it yellow? how much?)

    He came out of the ether in 2002 when he realized he was way over miles again and basically out of cash.

    So he goes into a car dealer to find a cheap car to spin off the debt, only to find he's now $10,000 upside down. (I've seen worse believe it on not, and got a bank to approve it, and we wonder what they meant by toxic loans)

    Since NJ requires loans to carry gap coverage, he gets it in his head he is going to destroy the car.

    So he gets a hotel room in NYC at super shady location. Parks the car out front on the street, leaves the car running and the driver's side window down.

    They only took his radio. It ran out of fuel and got ticketed for violating some idling ordinance.

    So now he has to find a gas station and a fuel container in a shady-ass part of town. And with the ticket is worried any insurance investigator worth his weight would figure out what was going on whenever he finally did get around to wrecking the thing.

    So thoroughly peaved he drives home to the Garden State. Once he gets back to the windy back roads of the state a deer jumps in front of him, he clips it and in his attempts to dodge the deer and being hard on the brakes, he goes off the road and hits a tree. The whole passenger side is screwed up, the hood is pushed and every airbag deployed. Totaled.

    The deer, having been only clipped, gets up and starts to run away.

    It took him a long time to prove that it really was an accident. But there was a clump of fur in the crack between the headlight and the hood.

    Needless to say, that bit of fur saved his ass from a heck of a lot of debt, and probably jail time.

    Probably the first time in history a man was happy he had hit a deer. #bmw
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    pauljones promoted this comment PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287 was starred PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287 was unstarred
    Image of Carplanetzone1 Carplanetzone1
    11/13/09

    @PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: What an amazing story. #bmw
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    FTGDWolverineEdition'09 promoted this comment Carplanetzone1 was starred Carplanetzone1 was unstarred
    Image of eldo500 eldo500
    11/13/09

    @PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: Excellent read! #bmw
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    Image of bugattatra bugattatra
    11/13/09

    In reply to BMW Owner Wants Car Repo'd So He Can Buy An M3
    How does an semi-literate moron afford an M3 in the first place?

    My mother was right, life is indeed unfair. #bmw
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    Jeb_Hoge promoted this comment bugattatra was starred bugattatra was unstarred
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    11/13/09

    @bugattatra: Ask him if he has:
    1. Health insurance.
    2. Life insurance.
    3. Decent car insurance.
    4. Mortgage.
    5. Savings of any kind.

    Chances are 3 of the 5 answers are "no". #bmw
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    Image of bugattatra bugattatra
    11/13/09

    @Jeb_Hoge: true, true. thanks for the perspective. #bmw
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    Image of econobiker econobiker
    11/13/09

    In reply to BMW Owner Wants Car Repo'd So He Can Buy An M3
    Yah don't get expensive cars repo'ed. They get stolen, stripped, and burnt out by the thieves...

    Ex-NJ resident who "knows a guy" #bmw
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    Image of WarShrike WarShrike
    11/13/09

    @econobiker: Here in Lubbock, TX they just get dropped off in the lakes around here. #bmw
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    Clown Shoe Pilot promoted this comment WarShrike was starred WarShrike was unstarred
    Image of Clown Shoe Pilot Clown Shoe Pilot
    11/13/09

    @WarShrike: I've been to Lubbock. There are no lakes, only fine red dust.

    and Zuul. #bmw
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    Image of WarShrike WarShrike
    11/13/09

    @Clown Shoe Pilot: There's a few, mostly playa lakes and then Canyon Lake off of MLK and 4th street, but yeah lots of dust and the scent of cow poo permeates the air. #bmw
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