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The Fascists In Quebec Just Banned Your Hellaflush Car Yo

Those nogoodniks up in the frozen French north of Quebec just decided to ban your sweet, sweet hellaflush ride, all because stancing it out affects handling and maneuverability in a province with snow nine months out of the year. But we all know that really, it's just The Man trying to keeping you down. » 7/23/14 8:15pm 7/23/14 8:15pm

This Busty Naked Woman Has Been Following Me Around The Internet

Bertha has been following me around from website to website, flanked by used Mercedes sedans, for a few days. It's sort of embarrassing to have a woman with giant breasts on your laptop when you're in public, but because of a quirk in my job and how Cars.com displays ads, I can't seem to escape her. » 7/11/14 12:00pm 7/11/14 12:00pm