Watch This Bad Porsche Driver Wipe Out Then Hilariously Wipe Out Again

My thoughts while watching this video: “Oh. Another bad driver. Even managed to wipe out in a Porsche Cayman. Welp, looks like they’re going to try to keep going. Should just pull over. Why do they keep spinning out? What’s wrong with them? Oh – oh yeah. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. That’ll definitely do it.” » 3/30/15 5:52pm Yesterday 5:52pm

This Is What James May Is Doing Now That He's Funemployed

Ever since Jeremy Clarkson was fired from Top Gear, fellow co-host James May has been a bit vague about what his future plans are. Apparently, they now include playing little tunes on his recorder. And it is hilarious and amazing. » 3/27/15 6:02pm Friday 6:02pm

Watch This Malaysian Racer Scare The Crap Out Of Driving Instructors

We’ve seen race car drivers scare the crap out of their own mothers before, but let’s be honest, it’s easy to scare your mother. Bring home one little completely inconsequential deadly tropical disease, and she’s rushing you off to the hospital. But jaded old driving instructors? That’s serious business. » 3/26/15 10:33pm Thursday 10:33pm

Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton Can't Park

Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton is a fiesty firebrand, and a largely respected non-voting delegate for her constituents in Washington, DC. She also doesn’t appear to understand the concept of angled parking, hitting another car in the process, and it makes you sad for the 77-year old more than anything else. » 3/26/15 9:31am Thursday 9:31am

Don't Be Like Clarkson: Hunger-Punching Tips For Car Show Hosts

The recent mess that Jeremy Clarkson has gotten himself into because he allegedly punched a producer who didn't have his dinner ready should be a warning to all auto show hosts out there. I know sometimes you just want to punch that hunger away, but you've got to be smart about it. I'm here to help you. » 3/13/15 3:10pm 3/13/15 3:10pm

Porsche Engineer Explains Mysterious Third Pedal In Cayman GT4

The Porsche Cayman GT4 comes with what appears to be an additional foot pedal next to the ordinary gas and brake pedals. Not only that, there's sort of strange lever rising out between the seats. What are these mysterious features? Automotive journalist Chris Harris got to the bottom of the matter. » 3/09/15 1:15pm 3/09/15 1:15pm

A Guy Ordering A Fish Sandwich Is Not The Strangest Thing In This Video

Traffic Jam Jimmy of WBFF Fox 45 Baltimore, BALTIMORE'S NEWS LEADER, is a traffic man of the people. And you know that, because when weather reporter Candace Dold tosses to him for a traffic update, he's going through the McDonald's Drive-Thru. And weirder yet, the station just keeps going with it. » 3/06/15 5:20pm 3/06/15 5:20pm

Cadillac Is Trolling Europe

Before they show off the new CTS-V and ATS-V at the Geneva Motor Show this week, Cadillac decided to make a quick trip through Germany for some impromptu trolling, as documented on Cadillac Europe's Twitter feed. » 3/02/15 11:49am 3/02/15 11:49am

Boomerang Brick Brains Benz Burglar, Badly

Oh man, this is short but great. Outside the Pheasant Pub in Drogheda County, Ireland, some jackass was trying to break into a car (looks like a Mercedes) by flinging stones and things at the window, to no avail. So the guy tries a nice, heavy brick. And the brick takes care of the situation. » 3/01/15 1:00pm 3/01/15 1:00pm

Dear Car Companies: Fire Everyone And Hire These Amazing Kids Instead 

Bored with your cushy, overpowered luxury sedan? Do modern "dynamic" designs fail to live up to your expectations of dynamism? Have you grown weary of the endless hordes of dull, anonymous, unoriginal cars you see everywhere? That's because the wrong people are running car companies. These kids should be the ones… » 2/24/15 5:02pm 2/24/15 5:02pm

Russian Way Of Car Snow Removal Is The Best Way Of Car Snow Removal

What, you're going to get out there with a brush and scraper? That's so uncivilized. Use the Russian method to get snow off your car. Those guys would know, I hear they get snow occasionally. » 2/20/15 12:22pm 2/20/15 12:22pm

Ghost Ride The Slide

We do not, absolutely DO NOT condone such reckless endangerment as ghost riding your whip, here at Jalopnik. But if you are going to do it, you might as well do it properly. » 2/17/15 12:18pm 2/17/15 12:18pm

Oscar Meyer Wienermobile Loses Sword Fight With Pole

Snowy conditions slid the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile off the road near the intersection of Pennsylvania Route 944 and Fairview Avenue in Enola, Pa., today. This isn't the first time the giant wiener has fallen prey to white slippery substances on the road. » 2/15/15 10:00pm 2/15/15 10:00pm

Watch a Russian 4x4 Do A Credible Titanic Impression

Hey. Buddy. You in the UAZ-469. Maybe just wait a minute there. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Uh, pal? Buddy, Um, uh, uh oh. Shit. Oh shit. Oh crap. » 2/10/15 8:55pm 2/10/15 8:55pm

Everything About This Piaggio Ape Is Adorable And Hilarious And Sad

Italy is a magical place, full of Italians and Piaggio Apes. And if you have no idea what a Piaggio Ape is, that is terrible. Because it's a delightful little three-wheeled pickup, and when fully loaded every sad little attempt to get up a hill is the silliest goddamn thing I've seen all morning. Until it flips. » 2/05/15 10:35am 2/05/15 10:35am

Did Turkmenistan's Veyron-Driving President Just Ban Black Cars?

According to the BBC, President Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov has started replacing the state's fleet with white cars last September, and now everybody in the country is being advised to forget about black paint as well, or else. Or else what? Exactly. » 1/28/15 9:51am 1/28/15 9:51am

"Just Don't End Up On Jalopnik," Says BMW To Its Own Employees

A source in BMW management mentioned at the Rolex 24 at Daytona today that they have one piece of advice for new employees: "Don't do anything that would end up on Jalopnik." » 1/24/15 5:09pm 1/24/15 5:09pm

Here Is The Stupid BMW M4 'Review' Video That Got A Valet Fired 

Can you ever really know what happens to your car after you hand over the keys to a valet? Maybe they'll park it carefully and go about the rest of their day; maybe they'll go hoon it into the ground. Or maybe they'll use it to make a bizarre, rambling YouTube "review" that ultimately costs them their job. » 1/23/15 2:10pm 1/23/15 2:10pm