This weekend, a man claims he was hit by a truck in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. But instead of getting run over, he jumped, landed on the hood, and yelled for other drivers to call the police as they sped down the highway.

What you are watching has not been slowed down. It has not been edited to make it more enraging, nor more hilarious. This is the qualifying for the World Touring Car Championship race at Salzburg.

Have you ever been stuck in traffic while headed to work and you think "well gosh this day just couldn't get any crappier?"

Speed bumps are a menace, especially for people who have low cars. You have to drive really slowly over them or find a new route. Or you tell the town to remove the speed bump because you're really rich and can do things like that.

Rob Ford, the wacky, racially insensitive Toronto mayor who's feeling the heat today after Gawker reported (and other news outlets have corroborated) that there exists a video of him smoking crack cocaine, is also embroiled in another Canadian scandal involving cars and fridge magnets.

Last night, we saw some unbelievable video of a deer jumping through the windshield of a bus in Pennsylvania. Well, like any news story these days, it was just ripe for a Taiwanese news animation. Because weird CGI makes everything better, I guess. Right?

What's that you say? Formula One cars are single seaters? This woman in the 1960 French-German film Ein Engel Auf Erden (An Angel On Earth) begs to differ.

The Brazilian man you see directing this car is a flanelinha, a person who helps people park for money. The driver is so bad at parking, he crashes the man through a wall.

What's that you say? This truck looks dangerously overloaded and its cargo is woefully unsecured? Don't worry, the driver wrapped everything up in some elastic rope.

Jalopnik research project conclusion: Beaker looks just like a Frazer Nash.