What People Do With Old Cars In Russia Is Nothing Short Of Evil Genius

If you’ve got a nice, fancy Mercedes-Benz SUV, you’ve got to save two parking spots for it. I mean, you just HAVE TO, obviously. And what better way to do that then to make sure you’ve always got a spare crappy beater around, primed and ready to go to take up two spots once you’ve driven off? » 6/23/15 9:35pm 6/23/15 9:35pm

The BBC Was So Excited About Lewis Hamilton They Forgot How To BBC

This is from a few months ago, but it’s still hilarious. Lewis Hamilton had just won the Formula One World Championship for the second time (spoiler alert), and the BBC was so delirious with excitement over their hometown boy that they completely forgot where their anchor was.
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Beware The Siren Of The Richmond Parking Deck

No, not that sort of siren, you uneducated cretin. The sirens were mysterious creatures that plagued the Ancient Greece of Odysseus, singing beautiful songs that lured sailors to their deaths. People thought they were myths, but they weren’t. They still exist. Except instead of plaguing the seas, they plague parking… » 4/24/15 7:25pm 4/24/15 7:25pm

Yeah This Is Definitely The Best And Worst Way To Drive During A Race

There’s many kinds of great racing in this world. Racing of beauty, racing of grace. But very rarely is there racing where the pit crew kicks out the windshield completely, the car drives away, the hood flips up, and the driver can’t see anything at all so he does the whole lap hanging ass-out the door. » 4/21/15 5:15pm 4/21/15 5:15pm