Dear Car Companies: Fire Everyone And Hire These Amazing Kids Instead 

Bored with your cushy, overpowered luxury sedan? Do modern "dynamic" designs fail to live up to your expectations of dynamism? Have you grown weary of the endless hordes of dull, anonymous, unoriginal cars you see everywhere? That's because the wrong people are running car companies. These kids should be the ones… » 2/24/15 5:02pm 2/24/15 5:02pm

Everything About This Piaggio Ape Is Adorable And Hilarious And Sad

Italy is a magical place, full of Italians and Piaggio Apes. And if you have no idea what a Piaggio Ape is, that is terrible. Because it's a delightful little three-wheeled pickup, and when fully loaded every sad little attempt to get up a hill is the silliest goddamn thing I've seen all morning. Until it flips. » 2/05/15 10:35am 2/05/15 10:35am

Here Is The Stupid BMW M4 'Review' Video That Got A Valet Fired 

Can you ever really know what happens to your car after you hand over the keys to a valet? Maybe they'll park it carefully and go about the rest of their day; maybe they'll go hoon it into the ground. Or maybe they'll use it to make a bizarre, rambling YouTube "review" that ultimately costs them their job. » 1/23/15 2:10pm 1/23/15 2:10pm

Firefighters Attempt To Extinguish Car Fire And Everything Goes To Hell

Here's a little cooking recipe, handed down from my step-uncle's roommate's brother's sister. Take one Mercedes, and completely engulf it in flames. Leave it on top of a big hill. Don't set the parking brake. Add firefighters, a high pressure fire hose, and now water everywhere to reduce the friction. The result is… » 1/21/15 6:06pm 1/21/15 6:06pm

This Car Wash Just Set A Video Of Its Destruction To Its Own Jingle

When a customer confuses the gas for the brake, allowing them to drive completely straight through your beautiful, expensive car wash, leaving a path of wanton destruction in their wake, you'd expect the proprietors to be upset. Not at the Quick Quack Car Wash. They took the video, set it to music, and perfection was… » 1/14/15 2:34pm 1/14/15 2:34pm