'If Car Commercials Were Honest' Is Hilarious And Depressing

Cracked has taken the time to dump on car dealers and basically the entire process of buying a new car because, hey, it kinda sucks. Here’s what your local dealer’s commercials might look like if they were “honest,” had better lighting, and Steve Buscemi’s stunt double(?) as a spokesman. »8/11/15 9:15pm8/11/15 9:15pm

There's No Way This 1980 Scout Is Actually Worth $175,000 Right?

At the end of the 1970’s International Harvester had a choice to make; abandon their efforts in the SUV game or revive the “Scout” brand a third time. Allegedly some wild prototypes came out of those brainstorming sessions, like this 1980 Hurst Shawnee which you can have for $175,000.
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Watch Hapless Goofs Try To Rescue A Camaro They Dumped In The Ocean

So we've got a beautiful Chevrolet Camaro clawing at the beach like some kind of shipwreck survivor, a Jeep Liberty with hopelessly overinflated tires hooked up to it via "tow strap," and what looks like a U-Haul trailer floating out to sea in the background. Grab your popcorn, kids. »1/23/15 1:50pm1/23/15 1:50pm

15 Hilarious Off-Road Fails By Clueless Dakar Rally Spectators

The Dakar Rally is an unparalleled spectacle of elite off-road driving. Parking lots of the spectator areas are unsupervised clusterfucks full of jabronis who couldn't tell you where their drive wheels are, but reckon they can keep up with Robby Gordon soon as they seem him fly by. Hilarity ensues. »1/14/15 6:20pm1/14/15 6:20pm