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'If Car Commercials Were Honest' Is Hilarious And Depressing

Cracked has taken the time to dump on car dealers and basically the entire process of buying a new car because, hey, it kinda sucks. Here’s what your local dealer’s commercials might look like if they were “honest,” had better lighting, and Steve Buscemi’s stunt double(?) as a spokesman. » 8/11/15 9:15pm 8/11/15 9:15pm

The 2016 Mercedes GLC Off-Road Video Is Even Funnier Than You Think

The 2016 Mercedes-Benz GLC sure looks like a tidy little car, but to appeal to Americans it’s gotta have an “off-road mode,” amirite? Well you’re welcome to try it. If you want to turn your luxury crossover into this unbridled see-saw from hell! Good try little guy.
» 6/19/15 10:31am 6/19/15 10:31am

There's No Way This 1980 Scout Is Actually Worth $175,000 Right?

At the end of the 1970’s International Harvester had a choice to make; abandon their efforts in the SUV game or revive the “Scout” brand a third time. Allegedly some wild prototypes came out of those brainstorming sessions, like this 1980 Hurst Shawnee which you can have for $175,000.
» 6/11/15 10:05pm 6/11/15 10:05pm

Watch Hapless Goofs Try To Rescue A Camaro They Dumped In The Ocean

So we've got a beautiful Chevrolet Camaro clawing at the beach like some kind of shipwreck survivor, a Jeep Liberty with hopelessly overinflated tires hooked up to it via "tow strap," and what looks like a U-Haul trailer floating out to sea in the background. Grab your popcorn, kids. » 1/23/15 1:50pm 1/23/15 1:50pm

Here's Why You Don't Use A Diesel-Powered Air Compressor To Drink Beer

This shirtless Australian goofball/hero reckons he's tough enough to skull a can of XXXX Gold sitting feet away from... some kind of monstrous industrial machine blasting supercompressed air at his face. It doesn't really work out, which is probably why I can't stop watching it. » 1/22/15 1:43pm 1/22/15 1:43pm

15 Hilarious Off-Road Fails By Clueless Dakar Rally Spectators

The Dakar Rally is an unparalleled spectacle of elite off-road driving. Parking lots of the spectator areas are unsupervised clusterfucks full of jabronis who couldn't tell you where their drive wheels are, but reckon they can keep up with Robby Gordon soon as they seem him fly by. Hilarity ensues. » 1/14/15 6:20pm 1/14/15 6:20pm

Guy Selling This Mega Truck Will Prove He's 'Not Compensating'

Jokes about big truck owners having small wieners is old, guys. So old that the dude selling this (awesome, by the way) customized Chevy C60 has offered to "show you what he's got" just to put an end to the ridiculous stereotype. Doing the truck community a service, really. » 12/29/14 10:38am 12/29/14 10:38am