Dear London rioters, please stop setting cars on fire

Was the cause of the London riots police brutality or bored youth? I'm not sure, but I sure as hell know it wasn't the cars, so please stop torching them. People like cars. Set fire to things English people don't like: traffic cameras, toothbrushes, and Rupert Murdoch. » 8/09/11 2:00pm 8/09/11 2:00pm

Soccer Thugs Don't Disappoint: Liverpool Hero Jose "Pepe" Reina's Cayenne…

Ah, Liverpool. Not to cast aspersions, but we figure the odds of the burglars who pulled this off being mustachioed, clad in cheap track suits, on the dole while living with mum are better than 90%. What happened: Pepe saved two goals, which allowed Liverpool to triumph over rival Chelsea in the Champions League… » 5/03/07 4:00pm 5/03/07 4:00pm