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    Image of billybobster billybobster
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Ten Most Obnoxious Limo Conversions

    And how about a Trabantalimo. With a porthole. Don't see any portholes on the so-called Top 10. #limos
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    11/10/09

    In reply to The Ten Most Obnoxious Limo Conversions

    I'm too late for the Top 10, but in time for the added extra additional Top 10? #limos
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    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Ten Most Obnoxious Limo Conversions
    I normally despise limos, but the DeLorean is pure stainless steel wholesome goodness.

    Now that the limo variant has been done, I need to find a track-rat DeLorean with a Ford Eco-Boost V6 in the back. #limos
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    Image of Dave7 Dave7
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Ten Most Obnoxious Limo Conversions

    How about this heavy duty Ford truck. Spotted this about a year ago. #limos
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    The-Simpsons-Rule!! promoted this comment Dave7 was starred Dave7 was unstarred
    Image of BigEngineSmallCar BigEngineSmallCar
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Ten Most Obnoxious Limo Conversions

    What? No credit for the monster limo?? Oh and I forgot to mention this one! #limos
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    Pessimippopotamus promoted this comment BigEngineSmallCar was starred BigEngineSmallCar was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/10/09

    @BigEngineSmallCar: AHAHAHHA. There's one at a smog center not too far from where I live. It might that very car. Where did the picture come from? #limos
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    Image of BigEngineSmallCar BigEngineSmallCar
    11/10/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: Well both cars pictured are the same car I believe. It was running around the SoCal hot rod scene for a long time. #limos
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/10/09

    @BigEngineSmallCar: Sounds about right. It was outside this location for the longest time.

    [maps.google.com] #limos
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    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Ten Most Obnoxious Limo Conversions
    This was covered yesterday. Why the redo?

    Somebody's slipping... #limos
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    Matt Hardigree promoted this comment Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was starred Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was unstarred
    Image of Matt Hardigree Matt Hardigree
    11/10/09

    @Turbineguy - now with reheat!!: Ummm... have you ever read our site? We often will ask a question and highlight best answers for a feature at a later date. #limos
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    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    11/10/09

    @Matt Hardigree: :P #limos
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    Image of oddfish oddfish
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Ten Most Obnoxious Limo Conversions
    I think this was just an excuse for Matt to show off his prom photo. #limos
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    Matt Hardigree promoted this comment oddfish was starred oddfish was unstarred
    Image of Matt Hardigree Matt Hardigree
    11/10/09

    @oddfish: Can you guess which one I am? #limos
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    Image of oddfish oddfish
    11/10/09

    @Matt Hardigree: Hmm. Washboard abs...chiseled jaw...toned pecs...

    I'll go with the one in the hot pink dress and tiara. #limos
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    Image of Matt Hardigree Matt Hardigree
    11/10/09

    @oddfish: It's a trick question. I wasn't invited to my prom... #limos
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    11/10/09

    @Matt Hardigree: You're supposed to invite the girl there, Sadie. #limos
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    Image of bzr bzr
    11/10/09

    @Matt Hardigree: It's a trick question. He showed up in Ray's Jeep JT. #limos
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    Image of twnboarder twnboarder
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Ten Most Obnoxious Limo Conversions
    Ok, so I LOVE the DeLorean Limo. I mean it sucks that it was changed from stock, but really they weren't that great to begin with technically speaking. #limos
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    Image of omg grip omg grip
    11/10/09

    @twnboarder: And now its technically worse, with the super long wheelbase, all the added weight, whatever shred of handling it may have once had is all but gone and the anemic motor isnt getting any better....

    Yet somehow it can't get any more awesome than a DeLorean Limo... #limos
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    Image of econobiker econobiker
    11/10/09

    @omg grip: Hiring "Back to the Future" impersonators to accompany you to the prom/wedding... #limos
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    Maymar promoted this comment econobiker was starred econobiker was unstarred
    Image of Maymar Maymar
    11/10/09

    @econobiker: To be fair, how many of the cast are that busy right now? I mean, if you're marrying Elizabeth Shue anyways, you might as well go and hire the original cast (and Huey Lewis and the News as your band).

    And yes, a DeLorean limo is nothing but awesome. #limos
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Ten Most Obnoxious Limo Conversions
    All are bad, but #5 has to be in the top 3.

    Mind you, I lived in Vegas for four years, recently, so I have good control over retching caused by automotive bad taste/ugliness. #limos
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/01/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    What about the Mazda Cosmo Big Run Genteel? #carnames
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    Image of pinkshinyalan is kind of brown pinkshinyalan is kind of brown
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    If you change "Ford" to "Anal", you get a whole slew of suggestive names.

    Anal Probe (obviously)
    Anal Explorer
    Anal Escape
    Anal Excursion
    Anal Flex
    Anal Ranger
    Anal 500 (Indy-themed gay porn)
    Anal Contour
    Anal Edge
    Anal Pinto (consider: "pinto" means "penis" in Portuguese)
    Anal Fiesta
    Anal Transit (it's like a guided tour)
    Anal Laser (used by Australian proctologists)

    and finally, another from Australia: the Anal Territory. I wonder if they named it that because it's the land down under. #carnames
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    Image of turbodan turbodan
    10/29/09

    @pinkshinyalan: This game works surprisingly well with the vast majority of car names. Our Lemons team played it on the drive from WA state to Reno and back.

    Some of the highlights:
    Anal Spitfire
    Anal Tempest
    Anal Storm

    All of which you should probably have checked out by your doctor... #carnames
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment turbodan was starred turbodan was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/30/09

    @turbodan: The Ram, again, is obvious. So are the Charger/Challenger, the Wrangler...

    Possibly less obvious:

    Anal Ambassador
    Anal Breeze
    Anal Cowboy (if we're counting prototypes)
    Anal Patriot
    Anal Spirit
    Anal Le Baron (say it out loud)
    Anal LeSabre (again, it doesn't work as written)
    Anal Maverick
    Anal (Trail)Blazer
    Anal Focus (how did pinkshinyalan not think of it?)
    Anal Cavalier
    Anal Starlet
    Anal Odyssey
    Anal (F-85) Jetfire
    Anal Cougar
    Anal Marauder
    Anal Dictator
    Anal Monarch
    Anal Beetle (I think this is redundant)
    Anal Cutlass (Cruiser optional)
    Anal Vista Cruiser, too.
    Anal Aurora
    Anal Winstorm
    Anal Fiero
    Anal Celebrity
    Anal Sprint
    Anal LUV
    Anal Centurion
    Anal Diplomat
    Anal Fury
    Anal Wildcat
    Anal Viper (and related Anal Cobra)
    Anal Dart
    Anal Roadmaster
    Anal Conquest

    Hell, let's include the Anal Eagle, Anal Falcon, and Anal Thunderbird, too.

    (Semi-related: Bonus points go to the Mercury Mystique's badging, which can be rearranged into "ye squirMy rectuM". Yep.) #carnames
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    Image of -=[ArcSine]=- -=[ArcSine]=-
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    What, no Vibe? #carnames
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment -=[ArcSine]=- was starred -=[ArcSine]=- was unstarred
    Image of tonyola tonyola
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names

    Thrust SSC land speed record car. #carnames
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    Image of JackJFlash JackJFlash
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    No Honda Prelude, what the hell? #carnames
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    High Speed Indeed promoted this comment JackJFlash was starred JackJFlash was unstarred
    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    10/29/09

    @JackJFlash: Prelude is a musical term. #carnames
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    Image of MechaMunch MechaMunch
    10/29/09

    @High Speed Indeed: Prelude is how you say foreplay in German...if you're hip. #carnames
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    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    10/29/09

    @MechaMunch: Oh nice! A hip German, I ain't. #carnames
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    Image of joelja joelja
    10/30/09

    @MechaMunch:
    Latin praeldium, from Latin praeldere, to play beforehand... The germans are just the barbarians (tedesco) on the norther frontier... #carnames
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    MechaMunch promoted this comment joelja was starred joelja was unstarred
    Image of MechaMunch MechaMunch
    11/03/09

    @joelja: Yeah, and they like to get their playing in beforehand! #carnames
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    Image of brc is never late, because of his v8 brc is never late, because of his v8
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    True story : years ago my roommate and I would often rent a car to go on weekend road trips somewhere. Hertz was doing a special at the time on Ford Escorts. So he got on the his work phone and rang up :"Hi, I'd like to get an Escort for the weekend".

    Took him a while to figure out why he got all the strange looks from his coworkers. #carnames
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment brc is never late, because of his v8 was starred brc is never late, because of his v8 was unstarred
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