The Ten Worst People on the Subway

It's hot. The subways are crowded. People are peevish, sweating, and on edge. At times like this— when the social fabric of the city seems to hang by the thinnest of threads—it's important to relax, take a deep breath, and contemplate exactly who you hate in this godforsaken underground tunnel maze, and why. » 7/10/13 2:18pm 7/10/13 2:18pm

Ten Most Optimistic Car Names Of All Time

There are laws preventing automakers from making outrageous and false promises about their vehicles — but these laws don't apply to car names. With the help of our readers we've identified the ten most optimistic car names of all time. » 12/11/09 12:00pm 12/11/09 12:00pm

Not Jalopnik Enough: Today's Car Stories We Didn't Cover

The Jalopnik reader is a discerning car connoisseur, and every day, we discard a slew of tips deemed sub-prime. From our new daily look at the in-house meat grinder — here's four scraps that didn't make the cut. » 12/08/09 5:15pm 12/08/09 5:15pm

Not Jalopnik Enough: Today's Car Stories We Didn't Cover

The Jalopnik reader is a discerning car connoisseur, and every day, we discard a slew of tips deemed sub-prime. Here's our new daily look at the in-house meat grinder — and five scraps that didn't make the cut. » 12/07/09 5:15pm 12/07/09 5:15pm

14 Things To Do At The LA Auto Show

Tired of looking at Lincolns bolted to walls? Done with the shiny new hotness? Because we love you, we've put together this list of what to do when the show gets boring. (Hint: It helps if you're not sober.) » 12/04/09 12:30pm 12/04/09 12:30pm

Five-Point Frenzy: When Deer Meets Car

In honor of Midwest deer-hunting season — and because we blubbered like a little girl during Bambi — we bring you this (mostly) blood-free gallery of lovable vehicle-deer moments. Yeah, it's random, but so what? Happy Monday! » 11/30/09 5:30pm 11/30/09 5:30pm