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    Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
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    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    Prom, I need this for prom.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    Strange, how right it looks! Who'da thunk it!?
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    Wanna be the envy of any prom in the 909?


    Arrive in this.

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    Image of TampaRon TampaRon
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    I want to make a comment but Im really at a loss for words here.
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    Image of pres pres
    03/06/09

    @TampaRon:


    Just don't hate if you see me rolling around Tampa with a black one. If you do, you won't get a ride or get to watch my snazzy 10" B&W TV next to the mini-bar.

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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    Just a few questions before I sign on the line:


    1. Can it haul the parts for the still?

    2. How many casks of hooch can it haul?

    3. Is it fast enough to outrun the ATF enforcers?

    4. Is there room up front for the hound dog?

    5. Where the hell do you put the shotgun?

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    No actual truck bed? No sale.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    I like it, as it appeals to my sense of the absurd. That being said, the first thing I'd do is yank out the lounge seat and put a hot tub in somewhere near the middle of the wheelbase (so it doesn't totally screw the "handling") with a small beer/wine fridge in easy reach. Get some picnic food together, stock the fridge and drive out to the boonies with that special someone for date night under the stars.


    Of course the first thing to do is engineer a kickdown rod, so the damned thing will shift into third, but that should be relatively simple, right?

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    Image of pres pres
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    Fuckin-a, I am going to do this to my '88 Town Car.
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    This is everything that the BMW X6 should have been. Luxury, check. Some off road capability, check (just don't get high centered). Performance, well just add a blown 460 or maybe a 427CJ.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    I predict the marriage of many maliase Lincolns to F-59 Super Duty chassis in the near future.
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    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    Why are there no Boss Hog longhorns on the front?
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    Is it wrong to want to drive this to Burning Man for the sole reason of driving it through/over their sculpture things while getting hammered on Budweiser and Jack?


    /cuz if that's wrong, I don't wanna be right

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    03/06/09

    @acarr260: Like, oh my god, why would you do that to Mother Earth?


    [Fires up the Pius and drives away under the power of NiMH batteries made from strip-mined Chinese ore]

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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    This is just like when Rose McGowan swapped her leg for a gun.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/06/09

    @iNumber_Six: mmmm sweet gun porn
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    Image of jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware
    03/06/09

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    I NEED that for the next NASCAR event.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/06/09

    @jbownsabmw: They would let you throw the green flag if you showed up in that. Hell, they might even rename the track after you.
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    03/06/09

    @jbownsabmw: That would be the ultimate pace car for NASCAR!
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    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    Someone needs to take this to Baja and race through the desert with a bride and groom in the back, spilling champagne all over the passing buggies and trophy trucks.


    Also, needs more Confederate flag.



    With this machine, no one can stop the South's rise to power!

    What, it's in Minnesota? Ok, nevermind.

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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    03/06/09

    @discontinuuity: It's a state of mind, not a geographical location!


    /we'll save the discussion of the irony that states' rights and cheap agricultural labor are needed the most in California and how it's theoretically the most "Confederate" modern state in the Union

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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    03/06/09

    @discontinuuity: I'd be happy just to see it at 24 hours of Lemons.
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    03/06/09

    @Skunky: I was gonna say that, but no way does that thing fit under the weight limits.
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