George Carlin once said this about riding the bus: "Hey, never mind those people at the bus stop. If they knew anything, they wouldn't be riding the bus." One of those things people don't know is that their driver just might be masturbating while driving. Great.
The other week, the Red Bull F1 team was in the New York area to do a little promotional tour for next year's Grand Prix of America in New Jersey.
Mayor Bloomberg has announced plans to close 34th street between 5th and 6th avenues to traffic, creating yet another pedestrian plaza and installing a two-way bus lane on what will now become a one-way street. Screw you, car drivers.