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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    07/14/09

    In reply to Dom Deluise's Lincoln Town Car: Buy It Now For Only $6,900
    You know, this just needs P71 suspension and an SVT V8 to be perfect for One Lap of America, or Bullrun, or your own personal Cannonball, or whatever.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    07/14/09

    In reply to Dom Deluise's Lincoln Town Car: Buy It Now For Only $6,900
    Nice price. The person who wrote the ad is an odd mixture of well-spoken/wrong words.

    Too bad Lincoln doesn't make drop-tops anymore.
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    Image of .357 .357
    07/14/09

    In reply to Dom Deluise's Lincoln Town Car: Buy It Now For Only $6,900
    Canvas top. Nice one, Dom.
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    07/14/09

    In reply to Dom Deluise's Lincoln Town Car: Buy It Now For Only $6,900
    Oh man that drivers seat is gonna be collapsed....
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/14/09

    @JCWhitless: And the shocks on the left side are shot.
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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    Prom, I need this for prom.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    Strange, how right it looks! Who'da thunk it!?
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    Wanna be the envy of any prom in the 909?


    Arrive in this.

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    Image of TampaRon TampaRon
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    I want to make a comment but Im really at a loss for words here.
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    Image of pres pres
    03/06/09

    @TampaRon:


    Just don't hate if you see me rolling around Tampa with a black one. If you do, you won't get a ride or get to watch my snazzy 10" B&W TV next to the mini-bar.

     Reply
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    Just a few questions before I sign on the line:


    1. Can it haul the parts for the still?

    2. How many casks of hooch can it haul?

    3. Is it fast enough to outrun the ATF enforcers?

    4. Is there room up front for the hound dog?

    5. Where the hell do you put the shotgun?

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    No actual truck bed? No sale.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    I like it, as it appeals to my sense of the absurd. That being said, the first thing I'd do is yank out the lounge seat and put a hot tub in somewhere near the middle of the wheelbase (so it doesn't totally screw the "handling") with a small beer/wine fridge in easy reach. Get some picnic food together, stock the fridge and drive out to the boonies with that special someone for date night under the stars.


    Of course the first thing to do is engineer a kickdown rod, so the damned thing will shift into third, but that should be relatively simple, right?

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    Image of pres pres
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    Fuckin-a, I am going to do this to my '88 Town Car.
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    This is everything that the BMW X6 should have been. Luxury, check. Some off road capability, check (just don't get high centered). Performance, well just add a blown 460 or maybe a 427CJ.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    I predict the marriage of many maliase Lincolns to F-59 Super Duty chassis in the near future.
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    Image of wrappedinbacon wrappedinbacon
    03/06/09

    In reply to Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds
    Why are there no Boss Hog longhorns on the front?
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