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    Lincoln Navigator: A Dinosaur on Murder Mile

    Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours

    Lincoln Navigator Gets Sync Option, Ford Focus Not Included
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    Image of theChineyz theChineyz
    06/09/09

    In reply to Lincoln Navigator: A Dinosaur on Murder Mile
    Why cause he's black.


    /s

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    06/09/09

    @theChineyz: Uh, yeah, let's call this your friendly Deartháir heads-up, mmmkay? That kinda joke doesn't fly here. The rule of thumb here is "be respectful", except to Ray Wert, and then, only when he's not looking.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    06/09/09

    @theChineyz: My Intrepid's ride was a little floaty, but not enough to make me green (or spruce, if you want to get technical), and my Escort didn't make me blue until it died. I call this myth busted.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/09/09

    @My A Arm: The Mystique never drew blood, but the Volvo (which is light blue) did... so, busted it is.
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    Image of Motor_Yakuza Motor_Yakuza
    06/09/09

    In reply to Lincoln Navigator: A Dinosaur on Murder Mile
    That's Lewis Hamilton's ride.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/09/09

    @Motor_Yakuza: Nope. He drives a Mercedes GL diesel.
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    Image of Motor_Yakuza Motor_Yakuza
    06/09/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Oh, I knew that he was driving a huge SUV, he said that at a pretty old Top Gear show, but I forgot what it was.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/09/09

    @Motor_Yakuza: Yeah. Besides, with the amount of money he makes, he wouldn't drive a 5 yr. old SUV. Besides, the GL was probably free.
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    Image of 87CapriceEstate 87CapriceEstate
    06/09/09

    In reply to Lincoln Navigator: A Dinosaur on Murder Mile
    Part of me wants a beater Excursion a decade or so down the road for farm work instead of a pickup.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/09/09

    @87CapriceEstate: I want an Excursion with the back sawn off and rear doors welded shut.


    Yes, I know.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/09/09

    In reply to Lincoln Navigator: A Dinosaur on Murder Mile
    Damn that thing is dirty as hell.


    Look at all that grease on the door.


    Definitely not a baller either- that model is too old.

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    Image of .357 .357
    06/09/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: He's a posuer. He bought an old Navigator. Real English ballers drive Range Rovers.
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    Image of discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice
    06/09/09

    In reply to Lincoln Navigator: A Dinosaur on Murder Mile
    That ain't no truck

    Now this is a truck!



    When I lived in Colorado Springs one of my neighbors had one of these, with the diesel engine. It would wake me every day around 6 am when he warmed it up.


    Wikipedia says:

    226.7 in (5758 mm) long

    80.0 in (2032 mm) wide

    7,190 lb (3,260 kg)

    12 mpg highway, 10 mpg city

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    Image of theChineyz theChineyz
    06/09/09

    @discontinuuity is once again meme-free: That is one hot bit of uselessness right there.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    06/09/09

    @discontinuuity is once again meme-free: I love how the Humongousness of Ford SUVs is in reverse proportion to the length of the journy the name implies.


    Escape = Run till they stop chasing us... that could be a while = Small SUV.


    Explorer = Don't know when it's going to end = Normal SUV.


    Expedition = Long ass trip but we know where we're going = Big SUV.


    Excursion = Short trip down to the shops = "Holy f*ck that thing's huge!"-UV.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/09/09

    @theChineyz: Growing up as the oldest of 4 kids, we had a Suburban (GM equivalent) and made full use of it.


    4wd for offroad and snow, lots of towing, and just enough room for 6 people + friends + gear.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    06/09/09

    In reply to Lincoln Navigator: A Dinosaur on Murder Mile
    Well, they're handicapped now.
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    Image of badco/LoJ badco/LoJ
    06/09/09

    In reply to Lincoln Navigator: A Dinosaur on Murder Mile
    You sure that's a Navigator and not an Aviator?


    In either case, big trucks and SUV's are still a dime a dozen in the States. We love them because they're cool.

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    Image of ampedpack ampedpack
    06/09/09

    @badco/LoJ: Cool if you're a 5'1" soccer mom or fraternity girl wearing 30 lb sunglasses. Those tiny woman like 'em big.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/09/09

    @ampedpack: And black, usually.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    06/09/09

    In reply to Lincoln Navigator: A Dinosaur on Murder Mile
    Taking pictures of a dubbed Navigator on a street called Murder Mile at night with flash?


    Next day's paper headline: "Crazy Euro Car Boy Dies"

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    Image of .357 .357
    06/09/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: Photo Credit: Máté Petrány
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    06/09/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Thanks for killing my already barely funny joke :-P
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/09/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: I'm not sure, but I believe I'm unfunny.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/09/09

    In reply to Lincoln Navigator: A Dinosaur on Murder Mile
    Well I live in Rexdale. Here is some of the things people have to say:

    he Jane-Finch community has one of the largest concentrations of criminal gangs of any area in Canada. It also has "one of the highest proportions of youth, sole-supported families, refugees and immigrants, low-income earners and public housing tenants of any community in Toronto"
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    Image of acx acx
    06/09/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer:


    I'm pleased to be in small town alberta and not traveling and working in toronto anymore.


    I'll take a drink redneck over some transplanted savage with something to prove.

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    Image of .357 .357
    06/09/09

    @acx: Hey, I like it here!
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    06/09/09

    @acx: Small-town Alberta FTMFW! Okay, not really, but it's better than Ontario.


    Camrose here.. you?

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    Image of .357 .357
    06/09/09

    @Deartháir - Now with more SingoFinger™!: You guys need to try living here. It's really not bad... if you have locks and a garage... And maybe a gun just in case.
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    06/09/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: POLAЯ growed up in Toronto, and he turned out mighty fine.


    Mighty fine.

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    Image of .357 .357
    06/09/09

    @POLAЯ: Exactly. Nothing wrong with our water.
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    06/09/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: YEAH! I drinks right outta the Don river


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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    06/09/09

    @POLAЯ WUZ EATED BY ZOMBIES: Mighty fine zombie lunch.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/09/09

    @POLAЯ WUZ EATED BY ZOMBIES: I buy all my food from the crackhead behind the projects near my house. Really good cheeseburgers.
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    06/09/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Teh damn crackheads always be savin teh best cheez for themselves. Hittem over teh head wit a rock an you find it between his toes!
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    06/09/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: Dat's no lunch, dat's me brudda, POLAЯ numba II!
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/09/09

    @POLAЯ WUZ EATED BY ZOMBIES: Much better than Mr. Harper's Govt. Cheese.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/09/09

    @POLAЯ WUZ EATED BY ZOMBIES: Is this lemmingspeek?
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    06/09/09

    In reply to Lincoln Navigator: A Dinosaur on Murder Mile
    This is totally some chav drug-dealer wannabe punk.


    It's not a euro-gangster, just some most-likely ex-pat drug dealer trying to be cool-- and failing.

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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    06/09/09

    @Plecostomus needs GALVANIZED SCREWS: Or maybe he just wanted something more reliable than a land rover.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/09/09

    @Plecostomus needs GALVANIZED SCREWS: You're right.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/09/09

    In reply to Lincoln Navigator: A Dinosaur on Murder Mile
    No way this is a gangster. Euro-gangsters drive big black German things. This is some chav footballer or "musician" looking for a coke fix.
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    Fucking fuel additives, always fucking up our shit.
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    Image of Bullitt417 Bullitt417
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    I'm still trying to figure out how a piece of paper got in there to begin with
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    03/30/09

    @Bullitt417: I'm guessing it was the paper seal on the bottle of snake oil.
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    Image of zeeboid zeeboid
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    That guy voted for Obama.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    03/30/09

    @zeeboid: That guy had a vote...
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    Well what was he supposed to do? A piece of paper fell in the filler neck. What was on that piece of paper? Probably the number to his favorite ho. But that's beside the point. What happens when that paper gets in the fuel tank? Nothing. Nothing at all. But it was the number to his favorite ho.
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