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    Lindsay Lohan's Maserati Quattroporte On eBay

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    Image of kimberlydebarge kimberlydebarge
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Maserati Quattroporte On eBay
    I wonder, when starlets sell their precision driving machines... does the seller put in a new clutch and tune the thing first? I am convinced that Lindsay Lohan (and the rest of 'em) don't even know how to drive stick.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/02/09

    @kimberlydebarge: Oh, they know how, all right.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Maserati Quattroporte On eBay
    There once was a girl from Hollywood

    Who didn't act so good

    She bought several cars

    And cruised several bars

    But wound up in the gutter time and time again
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    06/02/09

    @engineerd:


    There once was an actress named LiLo

    Who knew how to suck down a kilo

    Her figure had no flab

    When she went into rehab

    So...want to buy her old wheels? No!

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/02/09

    @FlakJack: Not too bad.
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Maserati Quattroporte On eBay
    Finding that Li-Ho drove a Quattroporte was a bit like finding out that Neil Armstrong or Chuck Yeager had a Toyota Avalon.


    Is there a single awesome car yet unsullied by worthless piece-of-shit celebrities?

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Maserati Quattroporte On eBay
    I always pictured Lilo in a tan Camaro Berlinetta- with cloth seats.


    Why am I even thinking about this?

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/02/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Somehow, for some reason, that combination just seems utterly perfect. Every time I think of Lindsay Lohan (which hopefully will be never again), I will picture a gold, 1979 Chevrolet Camaro Berlinetta.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Maserati Quattroporte On eBay
    White as what again?


    Oh, eww, what's that on the seat?


    That'd do it.

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    Image of mobilehavoc mobilehavoc
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Maserati Quattroporte On eBay
    Here's the proof:

    [img41.imageshack.us]
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/02/09

    @mobilehavoc: That's not sixteen-bit color... that's sixteen colors!
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    Image of mobilehavoc mobilehavoc
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Maserati Quattroporte On eBay
    The navigation system on the Quattroporte is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen. I know it's nitpicking but for that price it's a disaster. It has graphics and UI from something that looks like it's from the 1980s.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/02/09

    @mobilehavoc: Don't you want Tron ambiance?
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Maserati Quattroporte On eBay
    It's not a Maserati Quattroporte, its a Vagiflashy Nippleslip.
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Maserati Quattroporte On eBay
    Value-added: you can wring out the upholstery and make soup.
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    Image of Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face
    06/02/09

    @PatFromTheGundo:


    But would you order it..


    And would you eat it.

     Reply
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/02/09

    @PatFromTheGundo:
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    06/02/09

    @Accordius killedius Malibius.: Me personally, no, for while I'm sure it would have a certain earthiness to it, I'm allergic to shellfish.
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    Image of CorporateFelon CorporateFelon
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Maserati Quattroporte On eBay
    Am I the only one where the gallery thumbnails dont work within the posts? They work when I click on them, but not when imbeded in the story. Its been like this for a while now.
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    06/02/09

    @CorporateFelon: Same here, using Chrome and IE6.
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Maserati Quattroporte On eBay
    The Quattroporte is like the box the Testarossa came in.


    And that's the cleanest sentence in the English language regarding LiLo, a box, and the verb "to come."

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    Image of DonLuc DonLuc
    06/02/09

    @Ash78:


    I'm amazed at your ability to reach around those vulgarities.

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    Image of 1dollar93 1dollar93
    06/02/09

    @DonLuc: cleanest sentence to use reach around as well. We are on a roll folks.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/02/09

    @1dollar93: I Garfunkeled your mother.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Maserati Quattroporte On eBay
    Nice Price. After all, the glovebox is worth more than the car.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/02/09

    @.357-Wingman of Syrax: No amount of crack whore car is worth 62K. Total crack pipe.

    Besides, there is a lightly used Quattroporte at the Lexus dealership down the street from me going for 55k.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/02/09

    @pauljones: So you're saying you'd pass up 5 kilos* of...?


    *estimation

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/02/09

    @.357-Wingman of Syrax: There is nothing that could convince me to drive a car previously owned by Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, etc.

    I would rather push my Saturn.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/02/09

    @pauljones: Don't drive it, then. Buy the car. Take out all the blow. Sell the blow, and either give away the car, or sell it.
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