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    11:00 AM Leaderboard Update: GT$500 Continues To Dominate, Others Puzzled

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    Image of Silvrt01 Silvrt01
    10/25/09

    In reply to 11:00 AM Leaderboard Update: GT$500 Continues To Dominate, Others Puzzled
    The box on it said 5+ years to finish, so if they get done in under 1 hour they must be smart. #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment Silvrt01 was starred Silvrt01 was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    10/25/09

    In reply to 11:00 AM Leaderboard Update: GT$500 Continues To Dominate, Others Puzzled
    In celebration of these top machines' country of origin, I have translated the first sentence of this post into Japanese and back to English over and over until equilibrium is reached!

    "After the meal, Shubingukarora team yesterday, was destroyed, the top slot, Doruserika 500 gt power consumption is refusing to allow the acquisition of the team."

    Juicy! #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/25/09

    In reply to 11:00 AM Leaderboard Update: GT$500 Continues To Dominate, Others Puzzled
    They need more kids to help with the puzzle. That is a cruel punishment, because it's such a tough environment for concentration, and knowing that each second is ticking away...

    Bravo, Murilee. #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/25/09

    In reply to 11:00 AM Leaderboard Update: GT$500 Continues To Dominate, Others Puzzled
    I'm disappointed that it's not a puzzle of dogs playing cards. C'mon guys - corners, borders, then infill. Get to it!

    BTW, is that Karmann Ghia running an illegal fuel cell? What's so fascinating about it. Or is it the hinge that VW's offer for Karmann hangs on? #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Image of Zachary Fox Zachary Fox
    10/26/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Naw, they thought we had a fuel leak, but it turned out to be brake fluid splashing out of the reservoir. Jay said he didn't mind if we lost our brakes and drove off the track, as long as we weren't going to catch on fire! #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment Zachary Fox was starred Zachary Fox was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/26/09

    @Zachary Fox: Hope you didn't need to do either! #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Image of Zachary Fox Zachary Fox
    10/27/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Luckily no, other than fighting fuel pump issues all weekend, and running on 3 cylinders Saturday, we had a good race. Stayed on track and out of trouble. Gunning for IOE in Feb. #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Image of Evil_Genius Evil_Genius
    10/25/09

    In reply to 11:00 AM Leaderboard Update: GT$500 Continues To Dominate, Others Puzzled
    Where is the screen shot of timing and scoring? We need to see how the IOE contenders and some of the other cars are doing #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    10/25/09

    In reply to 11:00 AM Leaderboard Update: GT$500 Continues To Dominate, Others Puzzled
    WTH is everyone doing in that last pic? Adding some sparkly stuff to the hood? #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Image of solracer solracer
    10/25/09

    @FTGDWolverineEdition'09:
    It's a jigsaw puzzle of one of the 24 Hours of LeMons posters. #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Novaload promoted this comment solracer was starred solracer was unstarred
    Image of jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms
    10/25/09

    @FTGDWolverineEdition'09: No chucklehead. That's the puzzle. Murilee was actually being literal for once. #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    FTGDWolverineEdition'09 promoted this comment jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms was starred jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    10/25/09

    @jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms: Forgive me. I've been a bit too puzzled myself and have been trying to figure out my school football team. #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/24/09

    In reply to LeMons Judges Spend Long Day Dispensing Arbitrary Texas-Style Justice
    Looks like they've still got some hanging judges in Texas.

    Oh, the terrible majesty of the law, when the hammer comes down! #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Image of Jim-Bob Jim-Bob
    10/25/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Not to mention the sickle! #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment Jim-Bob was starred Jim-Bob was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10/24/09

    In reply to LeMons Judges Spend Long Day Dispensing Arbitrary Texas-Style Justice
    Partiya Lemonina, Partiya Stallin'a? #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    10/24/09

    In reply to LeMons Judges Spend Long Day Dispensing Arbitrary Texas-Style Justice
    While I'm glad I'm not burning through what little is left of my wife's cash caché, if I weren't at work this morning, I'd be in Houston...such as it is.

    /native Dallasite who now refuses to live in Dallas or Collin county. #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/24/09

    In reply to LeMons Judges Spend Long Day Dispensing Arbitrary Texas-Style Justice
    I can understand everything in this picture except Leaverman's hat. #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Image of Bandido GT - Cabrón Malnacido Bandido GT - Cabrón Malnacido
    10/24/09

    In reply to LeMons Judges Spend Long Day Dispensing Arbitrary Texas-Style Justice
    Are those 'staches real? #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    coupeZ600 promoted this comment Bandido GT - Cabrón Malnacido was starred Bandido GT - Cabrón Malnacido was unstarred
    Image of coupeZ600 coupeZ600
    10/24/09

    @Bandido GT - Cabrón Malnacido: "They're 'Stache-tast-ical!"
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    Edited by coupeZ600 at 10/24/09 2:43 AM coupeZ600 was starred coupeZ600 was unstarred
    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    10/24/09

    @Bandido GT - Cabrón Malnacido: Hail yes! #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Image of Braff Braff
    10/24/09

    @Murilee Martin: you two are slowly merging into one...

    Muriliny Leavertin #24hoursoflemonstexas
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/11/09

    In reply to "Team: First Blood" - The Documentary!
    Epic
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    05/11/09

    In reply to "Team: First Blood" - The Documentary!
    I know the "old news" thing is verboden, but seriously, Murilee posted this less than 24 hours ago.
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    04/29/09

    In reply to Toyota Prius Owners Experience The "Unexpected Adventure" Of Sudden, Unintended Acceleration
    BULLSHIT!

    84mph in a Pissus?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04/28/09

    In reply to Toyota Prius Owners Experience The "Unexpected Adventure" Of Sudden, Unintended Acceleration
    Oh, and maybe she misread "84 mph" for "84 mpg" and panicked? Just a theory.
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