What Do You Do With a Free Ford Tempo?

We got a really great judicial bribe at last weekend's Sears Pointless 24 Hours of LeMons race: a beat-to-hell, unregisterable, not-legal-for-public-streets Ford Tempo. After honoring Ford_Tempo_Fanatic with a Tempo DOTS recently, we found ourselves in something of a dilemma. » 3/13/10 7:00pm 3/13/10 7:00pm

Take The Same Automotive Trivia Test We Forced On LeMons Miscreants In …

A recent addition to the Toolbox-O-Cruelty™ used by the LeMons Supreme Court is the Trivia Test. We've got a half-dozen tests, written by members of the Court, and miscreants generally get the choice between LeMons trivia and general car trivia. » 11/28/09 5:00pm 11/28/09 5:00pm

Beads, Zombies, And Southern Explanations: The Penalties Of The 24…

We try to create new, region-specific penalties for each 24 Hours Of LeMons venue, and the Laissez Les Crapheaps Roulez race, held at No Problem Raceway in Belle Rose, Louisiana, was no exception. » 6/14/09 1:30pm 6/14/09 1:30pm

Bad Drivers Must Smell The Boot Of Mistress WTF!

You've seen the Burning Man Penalty from the Goin' For Broken 24 Hours of LeMons at Reno-Fernley Raceway last weekend, but that was just one of many innovations in the LeMons Correctional System. » 5/30/09 10:30am 5/30/09 10:30am