First of all, what the hell is going on lately? I can't remember the last time we've had so many stolen car reports. And, secondly, what kind of valueless pants-moistening lowlife steals a car from Jay Lamm, the man who brought racing to broke jackasses like myself?

Used car buying is never easy. A blown engine. Frankenstein electrical components. AS/IS agreements that offer no rights to you as a buyer. Sometimes when you buy the wrong car from a dishonest seller, you're screwed.

Ciao! I'm the Ferrari P4/5 by Pininfarina. I'm one of a kind, and that makes me pretty special (even for a Ferrari). My muscle comes from an Enzo Ferrari and my bodywork, handcrafted in Italy, is inspired by the iconic Ferrari racing cars of yesteryear. Molto bellissimo, no?

The warm sunshine fills me with vigor and…

Pretty sure I'm more excited for the pace car than the race at this point. (see the last comment in the thread)

Not long ago, Jeff Bloch (AKA "Speedycop") and his possey rolled into CMP. As is usual for Jeff, utter ridiculous-ness is the name of the game. The "press ban" of his plane build from the last few months is finally lifted, and the first photos are flyin' in from the racetrack - literally!

In the future toxic smoke fills the sky and judgement is clouded. Men, driven to madness and controlled by fear, race for survival. Few will survive the Death Race! Ha Ha. Just kidding. Enjoy this twisted take on LeMons crapcan racing. Watch in HD: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc_G4XFaa-E&hd=1

Since the dawn of recorded time, television and the glitterati of Hollywood has brought us legendary cars that have become characters in their own right. Your Chitty Chitty Bang Bangs, your My Mother The Cars, your Batmobiles, and your Arrested Development Stair Cars.

A'72 Dodge Coronet is not exactly what comes to mind when you think of endurance racing. This $500 craptacular sedan, though, just won the Index of Effluency at the 24 Hours of LeMons, and a Jalopnik reader helped make it happen.

This is a stripped and caged E28 BMW 528e built for the 24 Hours of LeMons performing some "street testing." The driver is collected. His passenger, Brandon, is less so.