Because It's An Alfa Romeo Milano, Get It? Hahahaha Aaahhhhh. 

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I Autocrossed My LeMons Race Car And That May Have Been A Terrible Idea

Even if you primarily do other forms of racing, autocross can be a great place to shake down a car. You get to toss the car around at its limit like a total hooligan in the company of other car geeks. If things go wrong, you're in good, knowledgeable company. Oh yes, things went wrong when I autocrossed my 944. » 1/05/15 3:38pm 1/05/15 3:38pm

Here’s What American Endurance Racing At Lime Rock Park Looks Like

American Endurance Racing is the new kid on the block for low-buck motorsports. Based around simple rules and a "race what ya got" mentality, it's got lots of appeal to anyone who's ever raced 24 Hours of LeMons or Chumpcar. On an ass-clenchingly cold late November weekend, AER stormed into historic Lime Rock Park… » 11/26/14 7:47am 11/26/14 7:47am

The Delightfully Awful Cars And Characters Of 'Halloween Hooptiefest'

The 24 Hours Of LeMons on-track battle of beaters is raging at the New Hampshire Motor Speedway this weekend. Car & Driver's Murliee Martin brings us a hilarious photo album of the cars and... costumes. » 10/26/14 10:44am 10/26/14 10:44am

Here's An Aston Martin Vantage GT And LeMons Mercedes Tandem Burnout

I had just pulled up to a post-race barbecue in the paddock when I was approached and asked if "that thing can do a burnout? The Rally Baby Mercedes wants to see." The barbecue was hosted by the Rally Baby team. If I wanted to eat, I didn't really have a choice. » 8/04/14 12:14pm 8/04/14 12:14pm

I drove a B-Spec Mazda2 and you won't believe what happens next!

Remember the dream of the Grand Am B-Spec series? The best and brightest econoboxes, stripped and caged and ready to rock? Well, that died. The series was shut down after its debut in 2012, but the prepped race cars found their way to enthusiasts, where there's actually been grassroots efforts to get them racing once… » 7/07/14 11:41am 7/07/14 11:41am

I Drove A Cessna Through Times Square And It Was Incredible

Of all the strange cars I've driven in cities — a Bugatti Veyron and a Morgan 3 Wheeler amongst them — nothing has so captivated onlookers as this. It's a Cessna that once skipped through the air, but now glides along the road, the shimmering body hiding the mechanicals of a Toyota Van. Screw your Ferrari, get a damn… » 5/07/14 1:59pm 5/07/14 1:59pm

This Mysterious $500 Subway 'Avocado Car' Is My Next Lemons Racer

Why spend all that time and money building a normal car into a ridiculous Lemons racer when the good people at Subway have already done all the hard work for you? For $500, meet the 2010 Fiat Avocado. » 4/16/14 9:00pm 4/16/14 9:00pm

Tesla Responds To Lemon Suit: What The Hell?

A lemon lawsuit was filed against Tesla on Monday, and it was accompanied by a totally bizarre video featuring a cardboard cutout of George Clooney. Tesla declined to comment at the time, but it's hard to keep them from talking back. They just put up a blog post, and it's got some pretty strong implications. » 4/09/14 8:00pm 4/09/14 8:00pm

Self-Proclaimed 'King Of Lemon Laws' Files Lemon Suit Against Tesla

Vince Megna, the guy who calls himself the "King of Lemon Laws," because he has filed a lot of lawsuits regardings cars under state Lemon Laws, obviously, just filed a lawsuit against Tesla because of what he says is a defective Model S. And the best part is the absolutely bizarre video accompanying the suit. » 4/07/14 2:10pm 4/07/14 2:10pm

Hilarious Quest To Rid The World Of 'Sexist Grid Girls' Continues

Adult Power Wheels Racing Is Real, Wonderful, And Totally Insane

If there is a way to race something, people will race it. Enter the Power Racing Series, which is basically souped up Power Wheels built on a budget of $500. It is one of the most ridiculous, crazy, innovative, fun, and dangerous racing experiences I've ever seen, and you need to do it now. » 9/27/13 1:30pm 9/27/13 1:30pm

This Upside Down Camaro/Festiva Monster Is The Craziest Car At LeMons

The 24 Hours of LeMons is known for its crazycars, but this one may take the cake. It's a Ford Festiva/Chevy Camaro monster mashup, and yes, it's upside down. » 8/11/13 11:00am 8/11/13 11:00am

Being A Car Girl (From A Car Girl)

I work at a place called the Classic Car Club Manhattan; a private club where members get the keys to some of the most iconic cars ever built. I was recruited young, just 19 years old. Initially I was only meant to be a temp, but Mike & Zac (owners/directors) decided to keep me around. I developed a passion for the… » 7/26/13 4:18pm 7/26/13 4:18pm

Someone Built 'The Homer' From The Simpsons And Is Taking It Racing

I'm an average American. I want a car designed by the average American, for the average American. Well, I don't have to look any further than this: The Homer. And now it's going racing. » 6/27/13 4:00pm 6/27/13 4:00pm

What I Learned From The Most Disappointing Race Weekend Ever

All racing is endurance racing for the people whose blood, sweat and grease go into building and prepping a race car. Therefore you can imagine the massive disappointment I felt when all that work seemed to go out the roll cage when my car was shunted just minutes into a race. The only bigger FAIL would come from not… » 6/27/13 10:08am 6/27/13 10:08am

24 Hours Of LeMons Founder's NSX Stolen!

First of all, what the hell is going on lately? I can't remember the last time we've had so many stolen car reports. And, secondly, what kind of valueless pants-moistening lowlife steals a car from Jay Lamm, the man who brought racing to broke jackasses like myself? » 5/12/13 2:03am 5/12/13 2:03am