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Detroit, 12:21 AM
Fri Dec 4
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08/22/09
The Italian response to this Chia headed, Kermit killing, pink Lambo returning, too much bronzer guy is; "Vaffanculo a Lei, la sua moglie, e' la sua madre. Lei e' un cafone stronzo. Io non mangio in questo merdaio! Vada via in culo!"
Bella macchine d'Italia!
08/23/09
08/23/09
Though frankly, I don't care who you are, jew or otherwise, the 'fro on a white guy is dorky.
08/22/09
A new life wish after seeing this picture: Never meet this guy, or other Lamborghini owners.
10/01/09
08/22/09
This just in: Ceramic brakes tend to squeal.
Of course you're going to hear the brakes numnuts, your car has no roof.
08/22/09
08/22/09
learn to drive your car, or give it to me
08/22/09
@Clown Shoe Pilot: i lol'd
08/22/09
I like Plesco's pics, too!
08/21/09
08/21/09
08/21/09
I worked at a gas station, and he'd come in to fill up. He always wore jeans that were tight, always had a shiny belt buckle, and he always had a button-down shirt that was undone a bit at the top. He had a glorious orange fake tan, a huge gold ring (probably a fake Super Bowl ring), and a pair of really awful cowboy shoes (the ones where the heel touches down ahead of the back of the shoe on a smaller footprint). You could set your watch by his moustache.
His girlfriend had an inflatable chest, bleached hair, and she drove a Suzuki Sidekick or something like that. The man's other car was one of those crappy Blazer 2-doors with the huge tires and a spare wheel on the back.
He had a mullet you could dive into a pool off of. I'm serious. When he looked down, the back of his mullet would rise and extend outward, as if it were made of wood. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you what.
Oh, and he insisted his "Countach" was real, even though it sounded like it had an American V8.
08/21/09
Bake much? No dimmer setting on the tanning bed, then?
Dipshit. If you can afford the car, you can afford the service. Brakes WEAR OUT. Due to the very nature of their job, they are liable to MAKE NOISE. Pssht, whatever. I know an asshole when I see one, and you resemble others I've seen. In fact, you may be him.
So where's the guitar?
08/21/09
1) Fake rug - check
2) Really bad "tan" - check
3) Mistress hiding in the passenger seat - check
4) Pick color Lambo - check
Maybe all he needs is an Italian Tuneup. I figure he can drive like a lunatic from Scottsdale to Flagstaff up I-17, which should break in the brakes.
08/21/09
An Italian Tuneup? Youse means he should have both his kneecaps broken wit' a baseball bat?
08/21/09
08/21/09
08/21/09
...still.
08/21/09
I would have never pegged Larry Fine as a Lambo kind of guy.
08/21/09