He films people cutting him off on the highway? Jesus.

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Soap Box time: People, you get what you pay for. If you expect to pay less for some body work, it's because the labor is cheaper, and these are the types of people that get hired. This same argument applies anywhere.

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trade in audis were my favorite.

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They're the person with the prof/teacher that "just hates them" and is trying to fail them "for no reason".

They're the person that has the landlord that's "totally crazy" and trying to evict them for no reason.

They're the person whose cell phone company charged them $300 when they shouldn't have.

They're the person whose ex never pays child support.

They're the person whose internet is never working right, and the cable company billed them $200 for tech support?

This guy is one of those people.

I wonder if he comments on Consumerist...

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So yeah, if you bought a 300M, Sorry that your car was broken-in when you bought it. You payed too much for the car anyway, should have bought an Intrepid.

Or the Stealth

and yes, that Grand Cherokee was a piece of crap when it drove off the truck...should have bought the Cherokee Limited.

when do you expect when you give a teenager access to all the cars and don't watch them.

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Anyone remember where that went? I can't find it anymore.

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I know the guys pretty well, it was no big deal. Besides - it's a Geo.

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Q: "Did you mess with that paranoid dweeb's Subaru?"

A: "Yeah, I scruit with him."

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I showed up an hour early back at the VW dealership while they were working on my car. Came into the showroom, there's nobody there.

They're working on my power windows because, uh, it's a Volkswagen, so I was a bit surprised to hear the engine running. (It sounds like a touring car... I'm gonna hear it.)

Then, as I'm sitting there, the distinctive sounds of a rev to redline, and the hiss of a blow-off valve echo through the place, followed each time by hoonish giggling.

ROWRRRR-FSSST.
ROWRRRR-FSSST.
ROWRRRR-FSSST.

I walked into the shop, and demanded to know what the fuck they were doing with my car. "Testing it", they told me. "You're fixing the power windows. How does that involve testing my blow-off valve at WOT?"

Their response? Just deny it. "No we weren't."
"I HEARD you."
"No you didn't."
"..."

I expected him to say, "These are not the droids you're looking for."

"I'm a Toydarian. Your mind tricks don't work on me."

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