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Why We Wish Subaru Was In NASCAR
Detroit, 1:32 AM
Tue Nov 24
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10/22/09
A NASCAR Flat 8 would be pretty cool...at least to horizontally opposed fanboys like me. #boothprofessionals
10/22/09
the problem with the general public is that they are morons....
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However, I'm thinking I may need to go back and bookmark a Daihatsu page as well. #boothprofessionals
10/21/09
Though personally I'd rather see them back in the Loeb Race Series. #boothprofessionals
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10/21/09
And for all those who insist on bashing NASCAR, keep it up. We'll still tune in to watch one of the 2 best covered, most competitive forms of motorsports in the world. Just like you'll continue to get on the internet and try to find new and creative ways to insult NASCAR and its fans. :D #boothprofessionals
10/22/09
You are talking about NASCAR and Auto-Hockey, right? #boothprofessionals
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You'd have them ridiculously losing every race, as pit angel #1 slowly, slowly tightens the lug nuts, long hard wrench in hand, langourously stretches to pick up the next and oops! dropped one of those lug nuts and it rolled under the car!!! darn it! and now she crouches down on her hands and knees and she shifts her bottom left and right as she peers right and left in the dark underside looking for it ooh there it is! stretch and they're cheering themselves hoarse in the stands while meanwhile pit angel #2 struts across the asphalt fuel hose over shoulder and she just teases the nozzle into the filler it's almost in it's in but not quite roll it around the opening and then a couple playful pushes but it's still not quite in and the pressurized fuel can't flow into the car as it wants to so very badly and she throws her head back and opens her lips and closes her eyes and the clock is ticking and the crowd all hoarse and the driver stares with wide eyes dilated pupils bated breath tense fifth strap and all the crowd are delirious too #boothprofessionals
10/21/09
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10/21/09
Snark is good; a little bit of innuendo combined with snark or real wit can be great; but something that looks more like a script segment from a bad 70's porn movie is pretty much an epic fail.
And, FWIW, that's - of course - just my personal opinion, based on what I've seen that seems to win fans here - it's certainly not my place to tell you what to do or not to do - I'm just passing along some input as to what might be deemed acceptable here and what might be thrown into the "Meh" bucket. #boothprofessionals
10/22/09
FWIW, I've been here for a quite a while, long enough to not be a "newb". Just because you have a star doesn't make you any more 'experienced' than the rest of the commenters. I suppose you've missed the whole Megan Fox saga and the COTD babes.
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Better racing in the US, yes.
Cars like this racing in the states, absolutely.
hot chicks, fantastic.
no NASCAR.
I feel like you are loosing your edge Wert.
Damn the man! #boothprofessionals
10/22/09
Also it's "losing". #boothprofessionals
10/21/09
10/21/09
We're fortunate to have highly trained professionals on the job, otherwise I would never have noticed the carefully camouflaged car. #boothprofessionals