"That lawn's ain't gonna mow itself," she says. "But it's hailing God's dandruff out there," he replies. "Never you mind. Get on that tractor and don't come back 'till it's mowed," she says. Thanks to SWAT, there he is.
Lawn Mower Land Speed Record Returns To ‘Merica Where It Belongs
Remember the great land speed records waged between Art Arfons and Craig Breedlove that pushed speeds to 500+ mph and more? This is just like that. Only slower. And with lawn mowers.
Husqvarna Panthera Leo Concept: 21st Century Electric Mowing
What's one activity that hasn't yet been painted with the green brush? Mowing! Luckily we're more excited about the Husqvarna Panthera Leo's five motors than we are its recycled materials.
Monster Riding Mower Could Kick Off Wave Of New Discovery Channel Shows
Monster Mower? Why yes, thank you. This beast looks like a creation which leapt, fully formed, from the mind of Home Improvement
Drunk Drives Lawn Mower in Ill-Fated Booze Run
Sometimes it's so easy to be proud of your fellow statesmen. Let's say you live in Adrian, Michigan, your wife has taken the car, you have run out of wine, and there's a snowstorm raging outside. What would you do? If you were Frank Kozumplik, you would hop on your John Deere lawn mower and drive down the middle of the …
The F1 Concept Lawn Mower Hauls Grass
This conceptual F1 lawn mower is so hot that the grass would thank you and your kids would be fighting over who gets to do the yard work. Masterfully designed and rendered by Frenchman Kadeg Boucher, this sleek beast features a number of clever touches including an LCD gauge steering wheel, F1-style front wing,…
Merchandising, Merchandising, Merchandising! Where The Real Money On…
We've dropped love to MowZilla before, but if you didn't see it before
World's Fastest Lawnmower: The Dixie Chopper
One summer, we had a job cutting the grass for several hookers who rented a house around the corner from our local middle school. We never confirmed they were hookers, but they voluntarily paid three times our normal mowing rate, and guys in suits often "visited" via a side entrance. Their unkempt yard had been…
Got the NOS Mower, Brah!
Ah, the new-school power of nitrous oxide blended with the jet set trash and no star world of Cherry Bomb mufflers, all wedded to a hand-me-down lawnmower. The hooligans at Callie's Customs came up with what should by all rights be a massively overcarbureted mower (an Edelbrock 750? WTF!?!), but apparently the things…
Hoon of the Day: Lawnmower Men
Take one Memorial Day celebration among friends, add sufficient quantities of alcohol and lawn implements and one craggy yard, and you've got yerself the res-pee of some hoon-like conduct. Really, what's a lawn tractor good for when you've got no lawn? That's right. Racin'. [If you've got a video worthy of Jalopnik's…
