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Amazon Users Hack Steering Wheel Laptop Desk Page, Show Outcome Of Use
Detroit, 5:55 PM
Mon Dec 7
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What the heck is wrong with the guys left hand? It looks weak, and frail, as if it never does anything and the right hand does all the work. #novelties
10/26/09
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RTFP, you can't rely on WiFi while Driving. Sheesh. #novelties
10/26/09
Like eating food with fresh ingredients but have no time to prepare them? Have I got just the thing for you!
Introducing the Steer N' Slice! The all new way to be a chef on the go! Just clip the Steer N' Slice to the steering wheel of any automobile, and in seconds you've got you're own mobile cutting board! Use it to slice, dice, puree, and chop your favorite foods in the safety of your own car!
And at the great price of only $19.99!
BUT WAIT! Order with your credit card, and receive the Insta-Chopper free with any paid order! A knife sharp enough to cut through a seat belt and puncture an inflated airbag, but still be sharp enough to thinly slice a tomato afterward!
Order now and receive our patented Clip N' Read- the perfect dashboard perch for those big and bulky cookbooks on the go!
*Never use product while operating a motor vehicle (wink, wink). Steer N' Slice and Clip N' Read are illegal in 49 states. Consult your local DMV before purchase. #novelties
10/26/09
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Have a look at the rest of the reviews on the Amazon page. Priceless!
10/27/09
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10/28/09
Probably not wearing a seatbelt. #novelties
10/26/09
[www.mto.gov.on.ca] #novelties
10/26/09
That's Freedom (tm) at work! #novelties
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Shhhh...please be quiet. #novelties
10/26/09
The chintzy-looking big italic numbers on the gauges suggest Korea. What do we think, viewers? #namethatcar
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Looking at the steering wheel, maybe it's a Subaru. Can't really make it out, and since no one really needs all-wheel-drive down here, I'm not very familiar with Subarus. HM! #namethatcar #novelties
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@A strolling player: It's a '03 Legacy GT
[www.drive.subaru.com] #novelties
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10/26/09
A few samples for the Jalops:
"This connection isn't sound. If my calculations are correct, it should be sometime around 2007 for whomever is reading this. DO NOT USE THESE CABLES. Something... happens with them. Something came through, something from somewhere else. We were overrun in days, not many of us are left. WE LIVE UNDERGROUND! ONLY YOU CAN STOP IT NOW. SAVE US. DO NOT USE THESE CABLES.
I don't have much time. This connection isn't sound. If my calculations are correct, it should be--"
"After I took delivery of my $500 Denon AKDL1 Cat-5 uber-cable, Al Gore was mysteriously drawn to my home, where he pronounced that Global Warming had been suspended in my vicinity.
Yes, I had perfect weather: no flooding, no tornadoes, the exact amount of rain necessary, and he pronounced sea levels exactly right and that they were not going to rise within..." #novelties
10/26/09
"If you wear this cable around your neck, you get +2 to your AC and the ability to become invisible once per day. They don't tell you this in the product description but it's true: I'm invisible right now. Can you see me? Didn't think so."
LOL!! #novelties
10/26/09
What a loving wife. #novelties