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    The Boozemobile: A Land Rover Outfitted With Guns, Spirits

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    Image of PaulDobson PaulDobson
    09/25/09

    In reply to The Boozemobile: A Land Rover Outfitted With Guns, Spirits
    So if you drink $196K worth of liquor in one year its like getting it for free?
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/25/09

    @PaulDobson: That sounds like a challenge to me!
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    09/25/09

    In reply to The Boozemobile: A Land Rover Outfitted With Guns, Spirits
    I approve
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    09/25/09

    @scroggzilla raids again: As do I
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    09/25/09

    @scroggzilla raids again:
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    Image of Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II
    09/25/09

    @scroggzilla raids again: As do we.
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    Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II was starred Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II
    09/25/09


    @Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets:
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    Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II was starred Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of TimTim TimTim
    09/25/09

    In reply to The Boozemobile: A Land Rover Outfitted With Guns, Spirits
    Guns, booze, cars... all that's missing is a cartoon mascot and a Saturday morning TV spot.
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    Image of 1300ccsoffury 1300ccsoffury
    09/25/09

    In reply to The Boozemobile: A Land Rover Outfitted With Guns, Spirits
    Perfect for tailgating. At Harvard.

    Those shotguns will keep the unwashed masses at bay.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    09/25/09

    In reply to The Boozemobile: A Land Rover Outfitted With Guns, Spirits
    Oficial Cotomer Sevis Rep. company car
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/25/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: Make mine a diesel, neat.
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    Image of Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II
    09/25/09

    In reply to The Boozemobile: A Land Rover Outfitted With Guns, Spirits
    Cost of ownership over the first year period for the average rich drunk.

    $196,000.00 initial cost
    $2,000 Shipping (adjust per state and shipping channel)
    $1,000.00 average broker/dealer document fee
    $11,940.00 Michigan sales tax (adjust per state)
    $210,940 out the door (excludes title and vanity plate)

    $150 x 12 insurance
    $1,000 insurance deductible for swiping the garage fascia after a night out with pals.
    $300 or 10% of bail after DUI or OWI charge
    $1,000 initial lawyer retainer fee
    $2,000 total court costs
    $2,000 additional lawyer fees
    $1,000 probation
    $500 random alcohol screening
    $100 oil change

    Total first year cost: $220,640

    not bad.
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    Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II was starred Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of Syrax Syrax
    09/25/09

    @Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: Still less than what we pay here for the normal version.
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    09/25/09

    In reply to The Boozemobile: A Land Rover Outfitted With Guns, Spirits
    As a former Crown Colony, the chaps in India that now own Land Rover know how to outfit a truly sporting machine, good for the Tiger Hunt in the bush. This takes the place of using Elephants when tracking the wild beast, and when the hunt is over, a good platform to breakout the Sapphire Gin.

    It actually seems a bit odd that what was a gem in the royal jewels of the Empire is now owned by one of the colonies.
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    Image of Captain Liverspots Captain Liverspots
    09/25/09

    @UDMan:

    The student has truly become the teacher.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    09/25/09

    In reply to The Boozemobile: A Land Rover Outfitted With Guns, Spirits

    I don't know why there's such a big deal about this Land Rover. All I have to do is reach behind me for my booze and guns.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/25/09

    @skaycog: It's a big deal for the same reason Lululemon and Victoria's Secret are so successful. It's not about what you're packing, it's about how nicely it's displayed.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/25/09

    @skaycog: The lint brush is a nice addition.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    09/25/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: Oh...I need to be neater, huh?
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    09/25/09

    @Alfisted:
    I have that for brushing off lint.
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    Image of ThreeLitre ThreeLitre
    09/25/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: It's a little bit about what you're packing, but your point is well taken.

    /oh my the innuendo is strong with this thread.
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    Image of ThreeLitre ThreeLitre
    09/25/09

    @skaycog: I think what is most key here is not the Grey Goose, or the USP, or the AK.

    It's the lint roller.

    They may get arrested immediately if they are pulled over, but at least they won't have any pesky white lab hairs on their nice, skin-tight, black muscle Ts.

    "You stay classy, South Central"
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    Edited by ThreeLitre at 09/25/09 12:03 PM ThreeLitre was starred ThreeLitre was unstarred
    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    09/25/09

    In reply to The Boozemobile: A Land Rover Outfitted With Guns, Spirits
    Throw in a humidor and you've got the Rush Limbaugh Edition RR. Only thing I'd do different is put the shotguns in a locking dash mount like the cop cars have for quick deployment. Ya never know when you might get jumped by a pheasant (peasant?)
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    Captain Liverspots promoted this comment Edited by Turbineguy - now with reheat!! at 09/25/09 11:39 AM Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was starred Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was unstarred
    Image of Captain Liverspots Captain Liverspots
    09/25/09

    @Turbineguy - now with *reheat*!!:

    Does oxycontin really need to be climate controlled?
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    Image of discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice
    09/25/09

    @Turbineguy - now with *reheat*!!: Not only that, but it would complete the ATF trifecta.
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    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    09/25/09

    @Captain Liverspots: I hadn't even considered that. Bravo, sir...
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    09/25/09

    In reply to The Boozemobile: A Land Rover Outfitted With Guns, Spirits
    11:31 AM

    I don't drink but I imagine this would be great fun to park in a McDonalds. Bigmacs and expsensive booze plus guns.

    I want to see the youtube clips already.

    Please don't shoot the clown.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/25/09

    In reply to The Boozemobile: A Land Rover Outfitted With Guns, Spirits
    Someone neglected to tell LR that the Africa this is built for no longer exists - what big game remains is protected, Apartheid is (thankfully) dead, the words "gay" and "Cecil Rhodes" can be used in the same sentence and Wilbur Smith is an old man.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    09/25/09

    In reply to The Boozemobile: A Land Rover Outfitted With Guns, Spirits
    Replace the Land Rover for a TrailBlazer. Gin with Beer and a High end Beretta .12 gauge with a Mossberg and it is my normal Sunday.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/25/09

    In reply to The Boozemobile: A Land Rover Outfitted With Guns, Spirits
    Fully equipped to serve me breakfast.

    So, what you're saying is that this is the automotive equivalent of Jalopnik's COTD thread every afternoon?
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    Image of Neener Neener
    09/25/09

    In reply to The Boozemobile: A Land Rover Outfitted With Guns, Spirits
    I done a fair bit of trap shooting in my relatively young years...Has any other Jalop ever used an side by side for sport and or clay shooting? What is the advantage vs over under?
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    Al Navarro promoted this comment Neener was starred Neener was unstarred
    Image of Al Navarro Al Navarro
    09/25/09

    @Neener:
    I've always associated side by sides with a more traditional/purist crowd...and over unders with a more modern, performance oriented fan base.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    09/25/09

    In reply to The Boozemobile: A Land Rover Outfitted With Guns, Spirits
    I could be the envy of the entire state of West Virginia in that Range Rover.
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