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    Bowler Nemesis GT4: A Dakar Racer For Public Consumption

    Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/13/08

    In reply to Bowler Nemesis GT4: A Dakar Racer For Public Consumption
    Jeez. I don't even need to turn into a dragon for that! Bowler thought of everything!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/13/08

    In reply to Bowler Nemesis GT4: A Dakar Racer For Public Consumption
    This would be a sedan delivery, right? It's hardly a shooting brake.


    I'm missing the point, and I know it.


    Also: Off to play DiRT now. Ta-ta!

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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    11/13/08

    In reply to Bowler Nemesis GT4: A Dakar Racer For Public Consumption
    Keely Hazel has split ends.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/13/08

    @Mysterious Utility Bento:


    Really? I couldn't tell with those headlights in my eyes. :p

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    Image of TheGuinnessTooth TheGuinnessTooth
    11/13/08

    In reply to Bowler Nemesis GT4: A Dakar Racer For Public Consumption
    When I was about 12 I built a rallye course in my back yard to drive the family's John Deer through. It was pretty cool at the time. I'd put it on the the highest speed setting (5), and raise the blades as high as they could go, this made for some extreme back yard lawnmower rallye action. I built up berms for the corners and I hacked down some trees to make clearance for the extra wide blade platform, not to mention the bridge I built over the brook in the woods. It was some of the most fun I had growing up. In the decade or so since then I've dreamed of winning the lottery so I could buy a big piece of land and replicate the course on a larger scale with the use of non-lawn mowing vehicles. This is the vehicle I will use when that day comes.
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    Image of Joshuman Joshuman
    11/13/08

    @TheGuinnessTooth: Why not just buy it now and run the Dakar (South American style)? You will probably have to wait until next year since the Dakar starts in a few weeks.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/13/08

    @joshman - repeatedly clicking expand all:


    Actual conversation indicating interest in a topic that has to do with the car pictured?


    And here I thought this thread was about Keely Hazell.

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    Image of Joshuman Joshuman
    11/13/08

    @pauljones: Right - back on topic then! Or should that topic get back on paul's jones?
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    11/13/08

    @joshman - repeatedly clicking expand all:


    I'm liking the latter option. :p


    I'll go racing in the mud/dirt with Keeley Hazell anytime.

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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    11/13/08

    In reply to Bowler Nemesis GT4: A Dakar Racer For Public Consumption
    Are those headlights real? I need to get a better look at them!
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    11/13/08

    @POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY: Dr 90211 Special edition.
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    11/13/08

    In reply to Bowler Nemesis GT4: A Dakar Racer For Public Consumption
    I do hope the options list includes a rack for my twelve-bore, this is just the mount I need for pack-hunting foxes across the Berkshire countryside. Horses are so, dickensian. And this has five hundred of them!


    Tally-ho, eh what?!

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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    11/13/08

    @Rust-MyEnemyEnjoysPleasure!!!!:

    Keeley Hazel has a 32E rack!

    And that's big enough for my Twelve-bore!
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    11/13/08

    @POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY: I'm already employing the wench in a technical assistance capacity. She can grease my nipples and holding my massive tool firmly, but not too tight as to cause it to leak vital fluids.
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    11/13/08

    @Rust-MyEnemyEnjoysPleasure!!!!: I knowed that.


    I think

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/13/08

    @Rust-MyEnemyEnjoysPleasure!!!!: I read "for pack-hunting horses"... Ouch.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    11/13/08

    In reply to Bowler Nemesis GT4: A Dakar Racer For Public Consumption
    Hmmm...I don't know. Can I fit antiques in the back?
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    11/13/08

    In reply to Bowler Nemesis GT4: A Dakar Racer For Public Consumption
    $ 190,000 must come with the lady included.
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    Image of will will
    11/13/08

    In reply to Bowler Nemesis GT4: A Dakar Racer For Public Consumption
    i could buy a lot of Nivas for $190,000
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    Image of will will
    11/13/08

    @will: or should it be a lotta ladas
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/13/08

    @will:


    You could also probably buy a lot of Keely Hazell for 190k.

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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    11/13/08

    @pauljones: From what I've read, I think you could probably buy a fair bit of her for $19.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    11/13/08

    @pauljones: DID YOU READ MY MIND?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/13/08

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ - now also back on two-stroke:


    I think so.


    It has been known to happen from time to time.

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    Image of General_Zad's_Chicken General_Zad's_Chicken
    11/07/08

    In reply to Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
    She's famous for her boobs. That's about it.
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/07/08

    In reply to Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
    The only thing keeping her from scoring a perfect 100% on the chav-o-meter is that her platform shoes aren't lucite.
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    11/07/08

    In reply to Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
    At some point, shouldn't her legs stop going up?


    Lovely.

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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    11/07/08

    In reply to Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
    I think the Chinese should hire her to pitch the new London taxis.



    That's right, Keely's Geely.


    /sorry, that was uncalled for.

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    Image of RB26Skyline RB26Skyline
    11/07/08

    In reply to Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
    Nothing and I mean nothing makes you Jalop commenters happy. You guys can find fault in anything. "That skinny large breasted hotty just isn't for me." If she walked into your house right now half of you guys would trade your Toyota Tercels for her in a heart beat.
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    Image of Devryn Devryn
    11/07/08

    @RB26Skyline: She's not hot! Since when does simply having large breasts make a woman attractive? Not to mention, she looks malnurished and not "fit." She fits the daisy dukes well because she already looks like white trash with too much makeup.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    11/07/08

    @Devryn: "Since when does simply having large breasts make a woman attractive?"


    In my case, since around age 11, as I recall.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/07/08

    @RB26Skyline: I believe the term you're looking for is "Robble robble robble".
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    Image of layabout layabout
    11/07/08

    @Tanshanomi: You were a late starter ;)
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/07/08

    In reply to Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
    32E? I don't buy it. Am I the only one who wants to hold that poor girl down and feed her a sammidge? Seriously, she's wearing daisy dukes, and she doesn't even fill them out! I'm feeling like my old Irish gramma. "My goodness, you're so thin. C'mere, lemme feed you. Just a quick snack, I've got some leftovers in here."
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    11/07/08

    @Deartháir: I too prefer my women built for comfort, not for speed.
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    Image of Starlton Heston's Revenge Starlton Heston's Revenge
    11/07/08

    @Deartháir: Yea compared to a lot of the other pics you'll find... she looks famished!


    Cause those things usually would take up 1/3 of the pictures... in the wideshots

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    Image of Starlton Heston's Revenge Starlton Heston's Revenge
    11/07/08

    @om nom de plume: For your consideration:


    JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    11/07/08

    @om nom de plume: Now THAT'S more like it! None of that going a whole day on a quarter of a scone and buying her mascara by the liter rubbish! Bleedin' 'eck!
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