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    Remember The Time Michael Jackson Transformed Into An Italian Sports Car?

    The $2 Million Showdown: Bertone Mantide vs. Corvette ZR1

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/26/09

    In reply to Remember The Time Michael Jackson Transformed Into An Italian Sports Car?
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    Dr. H. F. Danger was starred Dr. H. F. Danger was unstarred
    Image of nollid51 nollid51
    06/26/09

    In reply to Remember The Time Michael Jackson Transformed Into An Italian Sports Car?
    I thought he would've transformed into a panel van with 'Free Candy' written on the side.
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    Image of The-Simpsons-Rule!! The-Simpsons-Rule!!
    06/26/09

    @nollid51: Wow.... I hate to say this but.... that actually made me laugh.
    PROPS!
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/26/09

    @nollid51: Not quite a panel van, but similar idea:


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    Image of Ralph Wiley Is Poised Ralph Wiley Is Poised
    06/26/09

    In reply to Remember The Time Michael Jackson Transformed Into An Italian Sports Car?
    [www.rmauctions.com]
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    06/26/09

    @Ralph Wiley, in sock form: Wow, that surely wasn't a crackpipe.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/26/09

    In reply to Remember The Time Michael Jackson Transformed Into An Italian Sports Car?
    I always thought Molestor was a Decepticon that transformed into an icecream truck.
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    Image of Braff Braff
    06/26/09

    @Jo $chmo: well done ...
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/26/09

    @Jo $chmo: You're tearing it up today!
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/26/09

    @Jo $chmo: Well said. I'm laughing.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    06/26/09

    @Jo $chmo: Brilliant!
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/26/09

    In reply to Remember The Time Michael Jackson Transformed Into An Italian Sports Car?
    If you could transform into a Lancia concept car, why would you spend most of your time looking like Michael Jackson?
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    Image of docrice docrice
    06/26/09

    In reply to Remember The Time Michael Jackson Transformed Into An Italian Sports Car?
    I have the original Moonwalker video game for my Sega Genesis - what other game lets you use "star power" and a monkey to save children? Fun game, but I could never Beat It...
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/26/09

    @docrice: I had that game too.
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    06/26/09

    In reply to Remember The Time Michael Jackson Transformed Into An Italian Sports Car?
    It was ahead of its time for airbags, having the ability to detect a child's butt in the passenger seat.


    /too soon?
    //too late?

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    Ash78, tryptophanatic was starred Ash78, tryptophanatic was unstarred
    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/26/09

    @Ash78: ///too much.
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    06/26/09

    @Ash78: ////too easy


    Come on Ash, you can do much better than that!

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    Image of UglyDuckCar UglyDuckCar
    06/26/09

    Once upon a time, there were was a star commentator named Ash78. He graced right into the Michael Jackson story and commented away. A joke of mediocrity he posted this day.


    @Ambiguously Unfunny Syrax:

    "Too much" said the star commentator in the 2 door coupe that followed so soon.


    @sos10:

    "Too easy" said the star commentator in the sports saloon.


    "Just right" said the commentator in the jalop-offensive dodge caliber srt, then realized where he was saying this from and began to flee.

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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/26/09

    @UglyDuckCar: "Bravo!" the star commenter in the unfunny coupe.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/26/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Syrax: said the star commenter... I blew it again.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/26/09

    In reply to Remember The Time Michael Jackson Transformed Into An Italian Sports Car?
    A bit eccentric. That's nice of you.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/26/09

    In reply to Remember The Time Michael Jackson Transformed Into An Italian Sports Car?
    Lancias are made from bits of plastic and glitter?
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    05/04/09

    In reply to The $2 Million Showdown: Bertone Mantide vs. Corvette ZR1
    So spending that kind of money on a glorified Corvette and not a Veyron and some change is logical because...
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    LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was starred LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was unstarred
    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    05/04/09

    In reply to The $2 Million Showdown: Bertone Mantide vs. Corvette ZR1
    Given two million dollars, I would buy a ZR1, spend 10 or 20 grand getting a nice custom interior for it (nothing flashy, just quality materials) and spend the rest on a nice house.

    On a somewhat related note, I saw a ZR1 in person for the first time on Sunday and I almost missed it: it passed me in town (I was ridding my bicycle), so I did not notice the hood sky light. Just as it rounded a corner, I noticed the ZR1 badge. I think it would make a nice daily driver...
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    05/04/09

    In reply to The $2 Million Showdown: Bertone Mantide vs. Corvette ZR1
    Looks like the future, alright. A sterile, loveless future, where we all drive damned Dustbusters around.

    Behold, The Mantide Future:



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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/04/09

    In reply to The $2 Million Showdown: Bertone Mantide vs. Corvette ZR1
    I'll take a ZR1, and have money left to assemble the rest of a dream garage.
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    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of Bullitt417 Bullitt417
    05/04/09

    In reply to The $2 Million Showdown: Bertone Mantide vs. Corvette ZR1
    Hmm.. So after all that, you give the interior nod to the Mantide and don't decide the exterior? Man up and grow a pair. I wanted to read your opinion. Mine is simple.. I'll take the ZR-1. There's a lot of cars that are better looking than the Mantide for less than 2 million. However if money was no issue, I still wouldn't go for it. I don't like those wheel arches. They destroy the look of the car in my opinion. For two million, I want to love every aspect of my one-off supercar, there should be no compromises at that price range for me. So there's my opinion Jalopnik... Wheres Yours?
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    Image of Peter Orosz Peter Orosz
    05/06/09

    @Bullitt417: I am too smitten with Castriota's recurring archways of aerodynamics to form a balanced opinion. Also: never seen a Z1 in person.
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    Image of blah blah blah blah blah blah
    05/04/09

    In reply to The $2 Million Showdown: Bertone Mantide vs. Corvette ZR1
    It's a practical joke, right? There was an evening of heaving drinking at Bertone, and someone started talking about how they could sell anything, no matter how hideous, if it was either a) fast enough or b) exclusive enough, and someone else argued that there were lines of taste that nobody would cross, and pretty soon there was a bet going, and this thing was commissioned, and now a dozen donuts are riding on how many suckers buy it? They aren't really going to make this, are they?
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    05/04/09

    @blah blah blah: Thank you.
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