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    Mitsubishi Lancer "Birds And Bees" Ad Touts Tired Innuendo-Laden Humor

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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    01/15/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer "Birds And Bees" Ad Touts Tired Innuendo-Laden Humor
    Is this comment after the watershed? Yes?


    That was fucking retarded.

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    If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/15/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer "Birds And Bees" Ad Touts Tired Innuendo-Laden Humor
    I love the giant phallic spire in front of the fireworks.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    01/15/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer "Birds And Bees" Ad Touts Tired Innuendo-Laden Humor
    I missed the part where he pantomimes the milkman showing up.
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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    01/15/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer "Birds And Bees" Ad Touts Tired Innuendo-Laden Humor
    That hand motion at the railroad tracks....Is he explaining what happens to you after you are married???
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    01/15/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer "Birds And Bees" Ad Touts Tired Innuendo-Laden Humor
    If you were driving and you saw somebody pantomiming like that while they were alone in a car with a child...would you even roll down the window before opening fire?
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    01/15/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer "Birds And Bees" Ad Touts Tired Innuendo-Laden Humor
    I have never been able to get a crossing arm to open that way...
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    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of Barry_Badrinath Barry_Badrinath
    01/15/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer "Birds And Bees" Ad Touts Tired Innuendo-Laden Humor
    I thought Jimmy Johnson was from El Cajon!
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01/15/09

    @Barry_Badrinath: "That's cool dad, cos Jimmy Johnson drives for Lowe's"


    "Jimmy Johnson tries to lose? I thought he did pretty well with the Cowboys."

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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01/15/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer "Birds And Bees" Ad Touts Tired Innuendo-Laden Humor
    Damn, that killed really garbled the crux of the ad. Your guesses were as close as I can get.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01/15/09

    @Ash78: That KID, not "killed"


    /sometimes i think phonetically and type from habit
    //kill

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    01/15/09

    @Ash78: Homicidal thoughts, eh.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    01/15/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer "Birds And Bees" Ad Touts Tired Innuendo-Laden Humor
    Come on, it's not that bad. Aside from that, I'm still trying to decide if I'd want "FQ" badges on my car.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    01/15/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer "Birds And Bees" Ad Touts Tired Innuendo-Laden Humor
    Sure, being an automotive journalist might seem glamourous and exciting, what with Ford giving you free drinks so you can hit on the Maserati booth professionals, but dreamers like you and me rarely realize the dreary side of the job: sifting through press releases like this.


    Am I right, Ray?

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