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    Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass

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    Image of coupeZ600 coupeZ600
    11/09/09

    In reply to Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass
    I've spent 25+ years as a tractor-trailer driver doing everything in my power to stop the rear (or any, for that matter) axle from breaking loose, so this would be a good thing for me. Feeling the ass-end come round is a horrible feeling and instinct almost always takes over and stops it, even when I'm in a car in the snow and know there's nothing to hit. And like jewce says below, cooking $500 worth of tires and not having the boss come out and fire you is almost worth another $500 in itself. I'm in.
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    Image of dal20402 dal20402
    11/09/09

    @coupeZ600: I hear you. I spent quite awhile (although nowhere near 25 years) as a bus driver, most of it behind the wheel of 60-foot pusher artics. Feeling that huge engine block waggle that tail around on wet pavement was enough to swear me off oversteer forever... unless I'm on a skidpad with someone else's car. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    Image of coupeZ600 coupeZ600
    11/10/09

    @dal20402: One of the most nauseating experiences I've ever had while driving was feeling a big ten-wheel dump truck/snow-plow break loose at about 3mph in a total white-out. That's the crazy/fun/terrifying part of driving a highway plow-truck: the blade makes this totally flat and slick surface right in front of you, and the cinders/sand/salt that you're spreading only helps people behind you. You spend your whole shift working on one of the diciest surfaces possible, and when it comes loose it feels awful. Just the crown of the road had caused it, and after I was sure I was stopped, I just sat there several minutes until it eased up and I saw another plow coming at me. When I got up next to him, I realized it was the driver who had been right behind me, and I had spun a full 180 and was now going the other way. Scary.
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    Image of OA 5599 OA 5599
    11/09/09

    In reply to Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass
    As a homeschooling parent, I'm afraid this Evolution driving school doesn't suit my child's needs. Please let me know when the Intelligent Design driving school is offered. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    11/09/09

    @OA 5599: Flying Spaghetti Monster did it. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    Image of Tyson Tyson
    11/09/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: I just worry that the beer volcano won't mix with sideways Evos. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/09/09

    In reply to Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass
    Think they'll wise up at the dealer's, if I lace up my driving shoes before the test drive? #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    Image of Master P will teach you to die like a real man Master P will teach you to die like a real man
    11/09/09

    In reply to Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass
    As a 'Rex owner, I'd do this to learn more about the proper way to hoon a turbo AWD car. (Besides the usual "dirt road and a fifth of Jack" method...)

    But $1000? That's really steep for a one-day class.
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    Image of jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms
    11/09/09

    @Master P will teach you to die like a real man: Not really. I'm sure you bake a set of tires throughout the day. Knock off $500 for those and your about where most other single day schools are. #mitsubishilancerevolution
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    02/19/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer Sideswiped By UFO?
    A deer crossing the highway can do this.


    I actually intentionally got my old corolla sideways when it became obvious that i wasn't going to be able to miss the deer in the road. being such a flimsy car, it only seemed prudent to give it my best shot at hitting it with the side of my car, as opposed to the front. it worked like a charm, but i don't recommend that particular maneuver unless you're familiar with the ins and outs of getting ones car sideways without losing it.

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    Image of twophrasebark twophrasebark
    02/19/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer Sideswiped By UFO?
    Looks like the car was damaged from the inside. Of the frame of the car.


    Weird.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer Sideswiped By UFO?
    Looks like there are still a few kinks to work out in the focusing mechanism of my destructo-ray.
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    Image of Quilt Quilt
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer Sideswiped By UFO?
    Sun spots.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer Sideswiped By UFO?
    If she WAS republican/libertarian, check for a McCain/Palin sticker.


    That would explain the liberally-applied dentage.

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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer Sideswiped By UFO?
    She was sucking inside the car.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer Sideswiped By UFO?
    I know nothing about this....we've never even been to your Chi-cog-o
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer Sideswiped By UFO?
    Maybe somebody drove by with the same polarity of p**sy magnet, and the resulting repel force pushed in the panels?
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer Sideswiped By UFO?
    Ariel Atom?
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer Sideswiped By UFO?
    She really should have paid for the undercoating.
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    Image of creamed_corn creamed_corn
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mitsubishi Lancer Sideswiped By UFO?
    That's the work of a wooden bat. I'm 110% certain. Her story is a bunch of crap. Her car was parked and someone took a bat to it. I'm guessing vandals, probably politically motivated due to the time frame.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/18/09

    @creamed_corn: Given that this took place in the Northbrook/Deerfield area, a Prada bag filled with gold bricks is more likely than a baseball bat
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