Quick question: When can you buy a Lamborghini Murcielago for just $10,600? The answer: When it's been so trashed that it no longer even resembles a car, save for an errant tire here and there.

Our old friend, Bryan Salamone, The World's Most Stereotypical Lamborghini Owner , is back in a video shoot for ZoeTV. There's the tacky Aventador, mostly undressed women probably being paid to be there, and of course his lovely partner Concubine.

While listening to a guy shouting "Is that his ass, is that his ass?" is not something we would normally do, when it's paired with the glorious sound of a Countach V12 in a Lamborghini LM002 SUV on the serpentines over Monaco, we give in.

Hearing that an exciting new car has been canceled kind of feels like someone just broke up with you.

Here's the problem with exotic cars: Being able to afford one doesn't necessarily give you the ability to drive one. But if you do end up wrecking it, you can always throw it up on social media so the whole world can instantly know about your terrible driving skills.

As you all know, it's 12/12/12 today. For a brief moment, it will also be 12/12/12 12:12:12,12. While this is undoubtedly all very exciting, instead of waiting for the apocalypse, let's talk about V12s instead! That is the right thing to do!

Here we see a man pushing Lamborghini's lightweight Sesto Elemento through London's streets. Looks like typical Lamborghini reliability, no?

You probably know Aristotle Onassis for marrying your favorite presidential widow, Jacqueline. As a guy who had more money than his native country has today, he also financed the construction of the Olympic Tower on 5th Avenue, while enjoying the best music Greece could offer in the seventies. In fact, he was so…

These are the best supercar sounds of 2012, shot by Marchettino and cut down to a sweet twelve minutes. All the supercars. They're all here. Enjoy.

Name all of the Italian supercars that you can currently buy with a proper manual gearbox. Do it. Now.

Listen: Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should do it.

By the transitive property of Volkswagen Automotive Group, Lamborghini is releasing a diesel in approximately 18 months.

We each have a car that makes us go a little crazy. You know what I mean. The one that makes you do a double take and perhaps a walk around. You might even get goosebumps when you see it.

Okay, so this Countach owner crashed within yards of running his car at Brooklands, but HEY AT LEAST HE TRIED. Good job. Good effort.

A 22-year old in Canada had his car impounded for driving without insurance. Not really news, right?

Twenty-two years ago, Ken Imhoff started building a Lamborghini Countach, by hand, in his basement. Seventeen years later he was done, and the world watched as he smashed a hole in his house to get it out.

This is the latest Lambo, and it has a long name: 2013 Lamborghini Gallardo LP 570-4 Super Trofeo. It's a name that reminds me of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, but that doesn't, as a matter of fact, have anything at all to do with Mary Poppins.

It would be difficult to own a Lamborghini without driving it fast from time to time, but speedy motoring is best left to life's most sober moments.

When you think of an activity that's beloved everywhere by safety advocates, law enforcement and parents' groups, what immediately comes to mind? That's right: illegal street racing. Of course. Nothing bad ever happens when you do that!

The Lamborghini Gallardo has now been soldiering on in various forms for nearly 10 years. The looks have changed a little and the engines have been upgraded, but it is still the same basic car.