Actually the slim model makes perfect sense to me. You don't want big, bouncy and overblown in a photo of a Lambo. You want svelte and catlike. Otherwise you end up with a dichotomy of images and... Oh fuck it, where are the hooters?
Actually I think she's lovely as is but Dobermans are cute when they're that age too. #lamborghini
They couldn't find a better looking model than that in all of Australia? I've seen better curves on a toaster oven. Her face is a little better than average.
Photographer: "Is there any way I can get a garden shed or some backyard fencing in the shot? Okay, perfect. Lets set up over there next to that patch of dead grass".
Jaguar pussies, whale penis leather, Jewish minxes, sexual car names, massive Lexus shafts; SEMA all over the place...lately this blog has been bluer than a Lingenfelter Corvette.
This isn't a calendar photo shoot. This is just what happens when you own a PM yellow Murcielago. You come back from inside the 7-11 with your cherry Slurpee and hot chicks in their underwear are sprawled out all over it. Eventually it would get old. You would find yourself uttering sentences like "Umm, miss? The zipper on your leather thong is scratching my paint, so could you please put your dress back on?" Life would lose all meaning, and eventually you would find yourself losing all interest in everything automotive. You'd wind up driving a beige Camry, and all the underwear models would ignore you. Which is why I don't own a PM yellow Murcielago. Oh, yeah, and I'm poor. #lamborghini
Nice model, high maintenance, but otherwise pretty looking, probably a little too expensive for me, doesn't look modified which is nice. Wait what are we talking about? #lamborghini
@bmoreDLJ: I believe there is a purple hue shown in the photos too. I didn't know bikini manufacturers had configurators with 27 other colors though. #lamborghini
@TwoLaneBlackTop: Oh she's paid off alright. And I paid off her taxes, her lawyer, her car... I think I'm cured. I'd rather get all my teeth extracted without anesthetic than go through that again. #lamborghini
I still don't like visible carbon fiber. And those exposed rivets, or bolts, or whatever they are can go eat a vanload of dicks.
Aside from that, though, I don't mind it. The suede-stuff is thoroughly impractical, but it's soft and fuzzy and probably won't wear any worse than untreated leather. And the wheels are surprisingly tasteful.
But honestly, I'd be just as content in the real world if I had a Lotus Esprit in my garage instead of this. Particularly if it was this lovely color. Or BRG. Or black. Or... fine, okay.
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Once again, Australia proves that it is the nation with the most of its priorities in order. #lamborghini
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Actually I think she's lovely as is but Dobermans are cute when they're that age too. #lamborghini
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Photographer: "Is there any way I can get a garden shed or some backyard fencing in the shot? Okay, perfect. Lets set up over there next to that patch of dead grass".
Idea: A
Execution: F #lamborghini
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Now if she's driving the car, then I'll gladly take pictures of her with the car. #lamborghini
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Rejected from the calendar: The Nissan Going Rogue.
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@bmoreDLJ: bravo! have a beer!
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Lambo is made by VW, after all. #lamborghini
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That's thinkin' with your dipstick, Jimmy! #lamborghini
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Aside from that, though, I don't mind it. The suede-stuff is thoroughly impractical, but it's soft and fuzzy and probably won't wear any worse than untreated leather. And the wheels are surprisingly tasteful.
But honestly, I'd be just as content in the real world if I had a Lotus Esprit in my garage instead of this. Particularly if it was this lovely color. Or BRG. Or black. Or... fine, okay.