Is there any vehicle that screams, "The only thing that makes my penis look impressive is my driving skill," more than a bright green Lamborghini Gallardo? If this video of a pack of overcompensating owners street racing on an open highway is evidence, then the answer is, "no."

This Lamborghini Gallardo's owner crashed his car into a tree in London's Shepherds Bush with no tire marks or other explanations as to why or how it happened. The onlookers and gawking bystanders need no explanation to "enjoy" the schadenfreude.

We're not sure how many Lamborghini Gallardos there are in South Africa, but the driver of this bright yellow bull crashed one of the few into some power equipment in Cape Town.

British oil magnate Charles Ward's son Lee died in a spectacular crash after losing control of his white Lamborghini Gallardo and plummeting off a 250 ft cliff in Spain.