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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    11/18/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Reader Visits Bugatti Lake Crash Scene In Search Of Pelicans
    What was he doin on that road? I bet he was going fishing.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/18/09

    @Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it: Psh. Galveston isn't that great. I heard that Europa's a far superior fishing ground.
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    Image of powermatic powermatic
    11/18/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Reader Visits Bugatti Lake Crash Scene In Search Of Pelicans
    Potential remake of 'The Pelican Brief', except, you know, entertaining.
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    11/18/09

    @powermatic: The Pelican Reef?
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    Image of BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom
    11/18/09

    @GreenN_Gold: Or going with the cow theme, Pelican Beef?
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/18/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Reader Visits Bugatti Lake Crash Scene In Search Of Pelicans
    Holy crap. I know Texans love cows, but they have cow birds now?!?!
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/18/09

    In reply to Bugatti Guy Should Have Bought A Watercar
    I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that if you can swing $200K for anything, you have no trouble getting tail. Of course I have to guess.
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Veyron Lake Crash: Jalopnik Reader Theories
    I officially retract my bird theory. More news to follow. There was no bird. I am going forward with a new theory that it was Nicolas Cages hair. #bugattiveyron
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Guy Should Have Bought A Watercar
    Aww shit...
    Get your towels ready, and grab yo'self a bottle (yeah!),
    Everybody in the place hit the muthaf*ckin' throttle (yeah!),
    But stay on your muthaf*ckin toes,
    We amphibbin' this - LET'S GO!!!

    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailin' on a boat (an' drivin' in a car),
    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    I'm on a boooa-car-sumthinnn',
    Take a good hard look at the muthaf*ckin boat (car, yeah!),

    We're headin' to the water, so turn off 'lectrical switches,
    Just sit yo' asses down & have a wine cooler, bizznitches,

    I'm on a boat muthaf*cka,
    Take a look at this thang shake,
    Straight flowin on a carboat on the deep... blue... lake,
    Bustin' two knots, wind whippin off my azzz,
    You can't stop me there now homey,
    Cause I got's a weekend RAMP PASS!!!

    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailin' on a boat (an' drivin' in a car),
    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    I'm on a boooooa-car-sumthinnn',
    Take a good look at the muthaf*ckin carboat! (Yeah!),

    (Sorry, I know it's been done, but I just can't resist doing a new permutation of that one :D ).
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Veyron Lake Crash: Jalopnik Reader Theories
    Are you sure it's not a re-make of 'The Spy Who Loved Me' with a Bug instead of a Esprit?

    Or maybe Aqua-man had cashed in his shares in Hanna Barbera. #bugattiveyron
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Guy Should Have Bought A Watercar
    watercar.com...

    by DoucheMan.

    I need to have my douche meters re-calibrated after this. #amphibiouscars
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Veyron Lake Crash: Jalopnik Reader Theories
    I think we're going to find he has an unnatural fascination with Brad Pitt, fistfights, Robert Paulson and may be schizophrenic. His one wish before he died was to drive a Bugatti Veyron, and to hell with the consequences. #bugattiveyron
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Veyron Lake Crash: Jalopnik Reader Theories

    Listen -- strange Veyrons lying in ponds distributing lulz is no basis for a Feature of the Day. Features should derive from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

    /psst besides, it's only a model #bugattiveyron
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Veyron Lake Crash: Jalopnik Reader Theories

    This is what he saw. You'd have crashed too... #bugattiveyron
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Veyron Lake Crash: Jalopnik Reader Theories

    I bet he was flipping his burger. #bugattiveyron
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    Image of LS1RX7owen LS1RX7owen
    11/17/09

    @FrankGrimes: hot patty on inner thigh!!! ouch ouch ouch, MUST COOL OFF..... kaaasploosh! aaaaaaaaaaaaah so much better... um, ruh roh...#bugattiveyron
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/17/09

    @LS1RX7owen:
    It's not lambo it's beef! #bugattiveyron
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Veyron Lake Crash: Jalopnik Reader Theories

    Maybe he saw this Pelican. #bugattiveyron
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    Image of tempesjo tempesjo
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Veyron Lake Crash: Jalopnik Reader Theories
    The driver is obviously not from around those parts. Anyone who drives on that stretch of road plugs up their ears with beeswax, or else they will be drawn to crash into the rocky shore by the siren song of the mythical "pelican with breasts." #bugattiveyron
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Veyron Lake Crash: Jalopnik Reader Theories
    Think it's a Lambo, dude?

    Not bluddeh likeleh. #bugattiveyron
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