In 2009, a Bugatti Veyron was crashed into a Texas lagoon at the hands of Andy House, who at one point said that a low flying pelican had distracted him and sent him off course. What he didn't know was that the whole thing was caught on film, and the pelican is suspiciously absent.

Subarus are pretty amazing cars. As the owner of a beater '86 GL wagon, I'm biased, but now I have solid proof that they kick ass.

Andrew Miedecke handed his son the keys to his V8-powered Ford Capri Perana for last week's Targa Wrest Point road rally in Tasmania. Andrew's instructions were don't crash and don't come in second. Watch as his son nose dives straight into the ocean.

There's been lots of speculation over the Bugatti Veyron lake crash, especially after the crash video and post-crash photos surfaced. Motor Trend's Mike Floyd calls it "a Zapruder film for car guys." He's right. Some reader theories below.

We saw the aftermath of the Bugatti Veyron lake crash and then video of the crash itself, and now we have this first photo of the would-be amphibious car on dry land after-the-fact. It's definitely soggy. UPDATE: New mega-gallery below!

Andy House isn't just the man who crashed his Bugatti Veyron into a lake. He's also the man who owns the repaired Ferrari Enzo crashed by actor Eddie Griffin. Holy super car t-shirt meme crash overload!

Driving weather's been perfect in southeast Texas lately, so it's anyone's guess how this genius skipped his million-dollar-plus Bugatti Veyron off the road and right into a freaking lake. Despite the cost, Veyrons certainly aren't amphibious. Hilarious UPDATE below!