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The Pink Car Wash Kit
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07/03/09
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Buy My Wife's Car
Posted at: 2009-06-09 18:40:34
Original ad:
looking for honda civic or accord, 1996 or newer. looking to pay up to $5000 depending on condition.
From Mike Anderson to *********@***********.org
Hey,
I'm selling my wife's 2003 Honda Civic while she is out of town. We are getting a divorce and I am selling it to spite her, so I'll sell it to you for 5k. It is nice. It has like 55,000 miles.
- Mike
From Andrea ****** to Me
I am very interested. Are you legally allowed to sell it, or does your wife have the title?
- Andrea
From Mike Anderson to Andrea ******
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were a woman. What are you thinking? You can't drive! You better be e-mailing me from the laptop in your kitchen. Otherwise get back in there!
From Andrea ****** to Me
excuse me? this is the 21st century, and women can drive just as well as men! I'm a good driver! can I take a look at your car or what?
From Mike Anderson to Andrea ******
no. I won't sell this car to a woman. I couldn't live with myself knowing that I made the roads a dangerous place. You should be riding public transportation, or have your husband drive you around.
From Andrea ****** to Me
I cant believe this. youre a dick! why did you let your wife drive the car if you are so against women driving?
From Mike Anderson to Andrea ******
She just bought it despite my issues with women driving, which is why we will be getting a divorce. Now unless your husband wants to buy the car, go back to making sandwiches and ironing, you self-righteous cunt.
From Andrea ****** to Me
YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. YOU DON'T DESERVE YOUR WIFE!!!! YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
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Sweet, Ninja Turtle high-fives, too, not wimpy grade school ones.
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I'm here for a one day only, today. I'm going to try and make it comfortable for all involved.
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/hell bus, ticket for one.
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Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. To stand closer to the counter
Q. What was the woman doing on the side of the road?
A. Doesn't matter, who told her to leave the kitchen?
Q. Why shouldn't you get your wife a watch?
A. There's a clock on the stove.
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/standing at the slowly growing ticket line
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Also, (much like soviet russia) the bus-stop ads beat you.
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Why do men climax first during sex?
Who cares?
/Crosses fingers in hopes this got cross-posted to Jezzi-land.
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How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
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Rodeo Style. Climb on doggy, grab a fistful of tit, whisper in her ear "You are the lousiest piece of ass I ever had" If your still on after 8 seconds you win.
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/At this rate I'll be promoted to Hell bus driver.
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p.s. if guys like blowjobs so much, they should marry women who enjoy giving them. (duh) i thought men were supposed to be all logical and shit. ;)
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*begins thinking of girly-sounding screenname*