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    Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior

    $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather

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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    09:35 AM

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    I thought Engrish was bad. This 3NGRYShZ is much worse. #russiancars
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    08:32 AM

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    Now there's no reason to buy this car anymore. #russiancars
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    Image of YankBoffin YankBoffin
    08:22 AM

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    "After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all."

    Talk about changing direction 180°. Pam must have sent in the "A" squad to "persuade" those gents something wonderful. Maybe the ol' pro-am went herself. #russiancars
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    06:59 AM

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    I have got to get a bottle of the Vodka that man is drinking! #russiancars
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    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    11/10/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    Pam Anderson turning down whale penises. Who woulda thunk it? #russiancars
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    Image of eddy_a eddy_a
    12:45 AM

    @ArtForge: she just wants them for herself #russiancars
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    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    07:14 AM

    @eddy_a: XD #russiancars
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    Image of egoods egoods
    11/10/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    This car, with or without whale penis, just doesn't impress me. Not that I think the Bugatti is worth a million bucks, but at least then you have a car that does one thing really really well. This... this just does a whole bunch of things really really dumbly. Whale penis leather? Really? #russiancars
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    Image of Muscles Marinara Muscles Marinara
    12:58 AM


    @egoods: Check out the interior. For a $1.5 million truck that's supposed to be the "most of most", whatever that means, you'd think they could do a better job disguising the cheap Chevy interior panels. Or the huge "Vortec 8100" logo under the hood.
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    11/10/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    I have a feeling that this entire episode is fabricated by Ben, just an elaborate hoax that will only end with him getting shot by some Russian gangster who also happens to be named "Leonard Yankelovich". #russiancars
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    Image of bzr bzr
    11/10/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    And if there's anybody who knows her way around pasty white penises, it's... #russiancars
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/10/09

    @bzr: Lance Bass? #russiancars
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    bzr promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of FiveLiters FiveLiters
    11/10/09

    @bzr: Iman? Barbara Bush? Paris Hilton?

    (this could go on all night,ya know...) #russiancars
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    Image of Fauxhemian Fauxhemian
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    Leather, from the biggest dick in the world, for the biggest dick in the world.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    So let's see here... according to this link:

    [www.bornrich.org]

    the RussoBaltique vodka is a million Euros, or $1.48M at the current exchange rate. Three bottles of that would therefore be $4.44M, which means that at a total package cost of $1.5M, they are effectively paying you $2.94M to take the car. Yeah, that sounds about right, but I'm still gonna say crackpipe.
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    Image of eddie000 eddie000
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    Q. "How do you circumcise a whale?"
    A. "Send down four skin-divers"
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment AmishJohn approved this comment eddie000 was starred eddie000 was unstarred
    Image of diamondg89000001002003004005 diamondg89000001002003004005
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    So wait lets bring attention #5-7
    5. Tungsten exhaust
    6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
    7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard

    I willing to bet that shit doesnt last a week on the car. Diamond and ruby badges really?! id just walk buy pop off the badges shit thats 50k from 5 mins of work...
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    Image of Brian Brian
    10/13/09

    @diamondg89000001002003004005: Sure. Except for the fact that you would then be dead because the only people who will buy this abomination are Russian mob bosses. Do you really think anyone would be stupid enough to f*ck with one of their cars???
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    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    I'm really disappointed in the lack of offensive firepower on such an obviously offensive vehicle.
    What are you to do when the proletariat mouth breathers make off with your gem encrusted badges? Sure, you could try running them over, but that will just enrage the masses. Soon, their ranks will swell enough to where they can easily topple over this bourgeois frippery. There, upside down in armored safety, you'll be left to ponder this glaring deficiency.
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    Image of abrakadabra abrakadabra
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather

    Another impressive Russian SUV.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    Ah, so RussoBaltique is alive and kicking. The last tsar did actually drive one. So did Lenin, I believe.

    But I'd much rather be seen in this Kegresse
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    Image of ccc40821 ccc40821
    10/13/09

    @brandegee: Looks more like a converted Rolls Royce Silver Ghost to me. Lenin had one of those, though probably not a halftrack.
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    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    10/13/09

    @ccc40821: There's nothing out there that doesn't look cooler with a bit of half track.
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