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    Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior

    $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather

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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    11/11/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    I thought Engrish was bad. This 3NGRYShZ is much worse. #russiancars
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/11/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    Now there's no reason to buy this car anymore. #russiancars
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    Image of YankBoffin YankBoffin
    11/11/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    "After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all."

    Talk about changing direction 180°. Pam must have sent in the "A" squad to "persuade" those gents something wonderful. Maybe the ol' pro-am went herself. #russiancars
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    11/11/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    I have got to get a bottle of the Vodka that man is drinking! #russiancars
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    Image of OA 5599 OA 5599
    11/11/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    The whale penises rubbed Pamela Anderson the wrong way. She insisted they be protected and she would not allow them to come in anyone's interior.

    I'm glad she was able to bring about a happy ending and avoid a sticky situation.

    It sure looks like Prombron didn't blow a load of cash on its release, though. It sucked. #russiancars
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    YankBoffin promoted this comment OA 5599 was starred OA 5599 was unstarred
    Image of TowMe TowMe
    11/11/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    Fuk yu whale and dorphin!!!! #russiancars
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    Mobius promoted this comment TowMe was starred TowMe was unstarred
    Image of ColonelGentleman ColonelGentleman
    11/10/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    Its a good thing too cause otherwise you'd have that fat dude from whale wars following you around throwing bottles of crap at your car. #russiancars
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    11/10/09

    @ColonelGentleman: [www.southparkstudios.com]
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    Edited by Ben Wojdyla at 11/10/09 10:39 PM Ben Wojdyla was starred Ben Wojdyla was unstarred
    Image of jeepster4.0 jeepster4.0
    11/10/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    i love how dutifully using the remains of a dead animal is the issue that pamela anderson is getting pissy about, not the blood diamonds that are fueling the warlords in africa to kill thousands of Humans or the expected 1/2 a mile to the gallon of fuel consumption that is killing millions of Humans around the world. dead whales are definitely more important. #russiancars
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    Image of ColonelGentleman ColonelGentleman
    11/10/09

    @jeepster4.0: Meh. She has a cause shes passionate about and she sticks with it. Have to give her some credit. #russiancars
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    ArtForge promoted this comment ColonelGentleman was starred ColonelGentleman was unstarred
    Image of Tata-Tada Tata-Tada
    11/11/09

    @jeepster4.0: Look, Kanye West and Leo D. already adressed the blood diamond thing. Whose looking after the whale cranks? Pamela Anderson. Ever since her honeymoon. #russiancars
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    YankBoffin promoted this comment Tata-Tada was starred Tata-Tada was unstarred
    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    11/11/09

    @jeepster4.0: No, she has no problem with diamond coated Koenigseggeggegeggeggeggs. #russiancars
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    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    11/11/09

    @ColonelGentleman: Yup, Pam Anderson, Passionate aout the largest penises on earth. #russiancars
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    Image of YankBoffin YankBoffin
    11/11/09

    @Tata-Tada: "Whale Cranks" is going on my Personal List of Great Potential Band Names. Thanks for that. #russiancars
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    Image of LS1RX7owen LS1RX7owen
    11/11/09

    @ArtForge: just wait til you see her newest breast enlargement! #russiancars
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    ArtForge promoted this comment LS1RX7owen was starred LS1RX7owen was unstarred
    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    11/11/09

    @LS1RX7owen: I'm Ready! #russiancars
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    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    11/10/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    Pam Anderson turning down whale penises. Who woulda thunk it? #russiancars
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    Image of eddy_a eddy_a
    11/11/09

    @ArtForge: she just wants them for herself #russiancars
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    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    11/11/09

    @eddy_a: XD #russiancars
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    Image of egoods egoods
    11/10/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    This car, with or without whale penis, just doesn't impress me. Not that I think the Bugatti is worth a million bucks, but at least then you have a car that does one thing really really well. This... this just does a whole bunch of things really really dumbly. Whale penis leather? Really? #russiancars
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    Image of Muscles Marinara Muscles Marinara
    11/11/09


    @egoods: Check out the interior. For a $1.5 million truck that's supposed to be the "most of most", whatever that means, you'd think they could do a better job disguising the cheap Chevy interior panels. Or the huge "Vortec 8100" logo under the hood.
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    YankBoffin promoted this comment Edited by Muscles Marinara at 11/11/09 12:59 AM Muscles Marinara was starred Muscles Marinara was unstarred
    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    11/10/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    I have a feeling that this entire episode is fabricated by Ben, just an elaborate hoax that will only end with him getting shot by some Russian gangster who also happens to be named "Leonard Yankelovich". #russiancars
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    Image of bzr bzr
    11/10/09

    In reply to Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
    And if there's anybody who knows her way around pasty white penises, it's... #russiancars
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/10/09

    @bzr: Lance Bass? #russiancars
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    bzr promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of FiveLiters FiveLiters
    11/10/09

    @bzr: Iman? Barbara Bush? Paris Hilton?

    (this could go on all night,ya know...) #russiancars
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    Image of Fauxhemian Fauxhemian
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    Leather, from the biggest dick in the world, for the biggest dick in the world.
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    MrBangBam promoted this comment Fauxhemian was starred Fauxhemian was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    So let's see here... according to this link:

    [www.bornrich.org]

    the RussoBaltique vodka is a million Euros, or $1.48M at the current exchange rate. Three bottles of that would therefore be $4.44M, which means that at a total package cost of $1.5M, they are effectively paying you $2.94M to take the car. Yeah, that sounds about right, but I'm still gonna say crackpipe.
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    Image of eddie000 eddie000
    10/13/09

    In reply to $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
    Q. "How do you circumcise a whale?"
    A. "Send down four skin-divers"
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment AmishJohn approved this comment eddie000 was starred eddie000 was unstarred
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