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Detroit, 7:59 AM
Sun Nov 15
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07/13/09
I'm trying to focus on the story, but after reading that sentence all I can picture is a horrifying sea of cankles, elbow cleavage, and muffin tops. DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP
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So anyway, yes, they are stealing your energy to power their stuff. This is what happens when you let environmentalists govern. You get stupid ideas that go against every law of physics (the 2nd law of thermodynamics comes into mind here).
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As a demonstration, feel-good project it's quite doable. And there are many ways to use a bump to generate electricity, so I'm curious about just what method they will use. But I have trouble seeing it as any sort of larger energy solution.
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That whole theory behind the economic perpetual-motion machine is fundamentally flawed, of course.
BUT IT'S NEW.
Sigh.
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very necessarypurpose.Second, this is clean electricity like rinsing off in the Hudson counts as a bath. Granted those cars are normally idling in line, but this is still a gasoline powered Rube Goldberg generator.
If BK wanted to save the environment they'd shut the drive through down all together. They're just trying to save a buck and it'll got straight in their pocket, not off the price of a Whopper. Too often people confuse being Thrifty with being Green. Make no mistake, this is the former.
07/13/09
Of course that would only work if the customer didn't first have to drive up a hill.
What if they handed out a small hand-crank to each car as they order, and the customer has to crank it a certain number of times before getting to their food? Increase the crank resistance proportional to the number of calories ordered. That way they try to offset the junk they're ingesting.
Order a salad = 5 cranks
3 whoppers, fries and a milkshake = better bring a movie, cuz you're gonna be cranking for a while.
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Seems like the ideal application of this is anywhere a speed reduction is already needed, since this would partially replace the braking I mentioned above. Approaching toll booths, speed restricted zones, or even in place of speed bumps.
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It's like if GM had invented Kaizen.
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No, cuz then most of their clients (aka fatty fat fats) would eat free!
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@01NB: This chick would get money back!
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Laugh-out-loud funny, and that's tough, being I couldn't fall asleep until after 3AM.
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Click you be gettin'.
I have to admit, hanging head in shame, I like the Whopper/Double Whopper, though unless the pricing is way low, I don't indulge more than once or twice per annum.
Just thinking about them, I feel my arteries hardening.
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That's right - from moving cars! And do you think even 10% of the people approaching said kinetic energy strip is going to do it right, and let off the brake so their energy gets absorbed by the system? NO!
Idiots. The energy is being stolen from the cars' owners. The drivers will open up the throttles a bit to goose over the bump. And now I ask you, show me a power utility that isn't more efficient, more green than even the newest, greenest, fuel-efficientest car.
[crickets]
And there you go.
Thanks for stealing some of my fuel, Burger King!
Methinks it's time for a revolution at the BK.
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But I doubt it.