Your chances of winning a big lottery jackpot like the Mega Millions are somewhere around 1 in 135 million. But what are your odds of winning if you get ALL THE LOTTERY TICKETS because you stole them when you rammed your car into a convenience store?

Fellas out there in committed relationships, you know how hard we work to keep our ladies happy. We surprise them with flowers, buy them fancy jewelry, and even call their mothers on their birthdays. Also, we drive them across state lines so they can hook up with teenage girls. Wait, what?

We've already had Ice Road Truckers and Hillbilly Hand Fishing. Now it's time for a real-deal hillbilly truckin' show, and it's called "Big Ass Trucks."

We've all seen the joke road kill menu, which boasts such appetizing entrees as Smear of Deer, Swirl of Squirrel, and Smidgeon of Pigeon. But a Chinese restaurant in Kentucky was caught using roadkill in real life.

Last Thursday, Beth Robinson, 13, of Cypress Texas made it the 800 miles to Nashville in her brother's truck before she was caught by a state trooper.

Man, meet T-Rex. According to this billboard for the Petersburg, Ky. Creation Museum, the two walked together near the Rivers of Eden a mere few thousand years ago. Prepare to Believe.

A Lamborghini Gallardo owner who posts on Luxury4Play had the misfortune this weekend of having his exotic car showered on. Except instead of praise, it was with the urine of a drunk and/or envious passerby.

A low-mileage Ferrari F50 with a great story is up for auction and the bidding's at only $65,000. There are few caveats. It has a salvage title. And that great story? An FBI agent who seized it wrecked the car in Kentucky and it's been sitting around since 2009. Get out your checkbooks!

Kentucky Republican Senator Rand Paul doesn't like the Transportation Security Administration's procedures and has traded words with TSA administrator John S. Pistole in the past. Now, according to Paul's staff, the Senator is being detained by the TSA in Nashville at this moment.

A late night sorority-sponsored party at the Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, Kentucky ended in gunfire when a man was willing to get shot, tasered and pepper-sprayed all for the right to play a song. Must have been one helluva song.