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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    11/15/08

    In reply to Toyota Resorts To Building Taco Truck Scions Ahead Of Financiapocalypse
    It's a self-contained barrio graffiti station. Eats and paint. I can get behind that.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/14/08

    In reply to Toyota Resorts To Building Taco Truck Scions Ahead Of Financiapocalypse
    Actually, I saw the little spray-paint can, and just assumed it was aerosol cheese.


    Maybe I've spent too much time at carnivals this year.

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    Image of TENGRAM TENGRAM
    11/14/08

    In reply to Toyota Resorts To Building Taco Truck Scions Ahead Of Financiapocalypse
    i liked the original version...the toyota taco-ma
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    Image of lascauxcaveman lascauxcaveman
    11/14/08

    @TENGRAM: TACOMAN SEEN NEAR SITE OF TAGGING.


    I have a cousin that lives in Tacoma. I always try to call him a Taco-Man when he's around.

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    Image of bzr bzr
    11/14/08

    In reply to Toyota Resorts To Building Taco Truck Scions Ahead Of Financiapocalypse
    Other ideas that were shot down:


    Burgers and gasket sealant

    Fried chicken and tempera paint

    Pitas and bleach

    Pizza and brake fluid (all DOT ratings available)

    Doner kebab and fertilizer

    Bento boxes and Krazy Glue

    Fish n' chips and driveway sealer


    (fast foodstuff) and (toxic chemical)

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    Image of bzr bzr
    11/14/08

    @bzr: Also, only half of this list would make good grunge band album names.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/14/08

    @bzr: I think Ice Cream and Toilet Bowl Cleaner would be a good name for a grunge album, don't you?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/14/08

    @FuzzyPlushroom: Actually, make that Toilet Duck. Just sounds better.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    11/14/08

    In reply to Toyota Resorts To Building Taco Truck Scions Ahead Of Financiapocalypse
    From my Scion I sell me some tacos and paint

    You may think it's a joke but I tell you it ain't

    The girls love my tacos and I love theirs too

    My scion's an icebreaker and it never fails to come through

    While their boyfriends are tagging with my rainbow selection

    The girls eat up my tacos and I gain their affection

    Soon I'll be enjoying theirs when their boyfriends get popped

    By an army of cops that I have tipped off

    So you see the logic of my sales technique

    Is to enrapture the girls with a taco treat

    While the boys get arrested for expressing their art

    'Cause tagging illegal but tacos just make you fart
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/14/08

    @graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives: I just laughed my ass off at that...


    @skulldriveshaft: ...and then almost passed out when I saw that response.


    Thanks lads, I needed that tonight.

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    11/14/08

    In reply to Toyota Resorts To Building Taco Truck Scions Ahead Of Financiapocalypse
    Reminds me of Eddie Izzard's "Guns an Banjos" routine:

    [www.auntiemomo.com]

    But really...tacos and paint? Isn't there some law against selling toxic substances in the same shop as food?
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    11/14/08

    @discontinuuity: Probably, but this thing was likely designed for a parallel universe in which California is the most Darwinism-preaching, Ron Paul-loving state in the Union.
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    Image of Duphman2 Duphman2
    11/14/08

    @Tomsk: Darwinism-preaching is the new insult of choice?
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    11/15/08

    @Duphman2: Actually, in most instances, I <3 Darwinism.
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    11/14/08

    In reply to Toyota Resorts To Building Taco Truck Scions Ahead Of Financiapocalypse
    Why is the taco hard-shelled? Nobody likes that crap.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    11/14/08

    @philibuster: Except me, I guess?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/14/08

    @Tomsk: And me.
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    Image of RoninianHoon RoninianHoon
    11/14/08

    In reply to Toyota Resorts To Building Taco Truck Scions Ahead Of Financiapocalypse
    Scion Taco Wagon,


    /post the 1st thought that pops in your head after reading that phrase...

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    Image of RoninianHoon RoninianHoon
    11/14/08

    @RoninianHoon: fleshbot on patrol?
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    Image of RoninianHoon RoninianHoon
    11/14/08

    In reply to Toyota Resorts To Building Taco Truck Scions Ahead Of Financiapocalypse
    So my taco meat will be cooked by out of work extras from the "Wizard of Oz"?


    .....Wait ... oh snap...


    I'll stop now and go find a large beer to wash the taste and bad thoughts from me...

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    11/14/08

    In reply to Toyota Resorts To Building Taco Truck Scions Ahead Of Financiapocalypse
    I always thought the xB was a chiquita car.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/14/08

    In reply to Toyota Resorts To Building Taco Truck Scions Ahead Of Financiapocalypse
    This could only be cooler if made out of an old Toyota camper/U-Haul truck.



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    Image of dontknoa dontknoa
    11/14/08

    In reply to Toyota Resorts To Building Taco Truck Scions Ahead Of Financiapocalypse
    Is this because Generation Y likes tacos and tagging?
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    11/14/08

    @dontknoa: We kinda do.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    11/14/08

    @dontknoa: I'm no tagger...yo.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    11/14/08

    @dontknoa: I just like tacos.


    As for tagging, I guess I'm just not "street" enough.

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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    11/14/08

    In reply to Toyota Resorts To Building Taco Truck Scions Ahead Of Financiapocalypse
    That anthropomorphic taco looks stoned.


    *facepalm*


    Now I get it.

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