Kate Middleton Just Gave Birth to a Baby Boy

Hordes of sleepy Australian cameramen and rumpled Russian news anchors will have a great orgy in the streets of London tonight, for the Duchess of Cambridge has finally given birth to the Cookie Monster that has been growing inside her like a parasite for the better part of a year: a healthy baby boy. » 7/22/13 3:37pm 7/22/13 3:37pm