I appreciate that VW's ad money is the lion's share of the site's revenue stream, but aren't any of you in management worried about the credibility of a car site that doesn't acknowledge, at least once in a while, that the vast majority of VW's are utter pieces of overpriced crap driven by Apple Store shoppers who care more about a secret paint color you can only get on the internet than they do about driving dynamics or reliability?
@snapoversteer: As long as I can keep lighting my cigars with Wolfsburg-supplied Benjamins, you won't hear a single bad word about any VW product from me! Same goes for Ssangyong!
@Murilee Martin: Nice. I didn't mean for my V-dub rant to accidentally splash bile on your entertaining ad retrospective. Your weekend postings are excellent.
@snapoversteer: No problem, just wanted to make it clear that we don't ever get any editorial pressure to say good or bad things about companies that do or don't advertise on our site.
That said, if VW wants to send me a suitcase packed with cash, I'm all for it!
The British series "If only everything in life was as reliable as a Volkswagen" had little stories about lifes vicissitudes, in which the punchline was the protagonist turning the key in their Golf.
I'll always remember the morning after the casino guy, and the unfaithful husband woman.
Oh, and the one where the couple are in the car for hundreds of miles, and everything is perfect except for this continula tiny squeak. Despite endless searching, they can't find the source. Eventually they pull into a tiny service station in the desert, and the gnarly old proprietor leans into the car, looks around, and puts a drop of oil on the womans pendant earrings.
@tonyola: Genius ad. I wonder if, years from now, Hyundai or Kia might make a similar one costarring Plymouth, Oldsmobile, Pontiac, Isuzu and whoever else croaks before the end of the Carpocalypse.
I still can't find a digital copy of the ad, but I remember it from my youth (early 90s I guess) It was a VW herder that had a farm with all of these VWs on it driving around. The ad ends with the farmer stating "You can tell by the gleam in the daytime running lights, these are happy cars!"
I've always thought I should buy a Crossfire only because they were built by Karmann. I have a one-off car they built in the mid-'60's and the workmanship is incredible. Let's hope they can weather this storm.
@POLAЯ ИOWZ WITH MOAЯ ZOMBIEZ: That seems to be quite a bit of business that they have; why would they have gone bankrupt?
The products that they produce require reasonably similar tooling, are diversified across the automotive market, and some of the cars that they make parts for are selling surprisingly well in the context of this depressed market.
@POLAЯ ИOWZ WITH MOAЯ ZOMBIEZ: And lo, now they must render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, even unto the lamentations in the balance sheet. These quarters are stern and jealous quarters and separate the wheat from the chaff in the marketplace.
/wtf, just trying to placate you in case you really are Max. Or even better, forced him to retire.
Well if they're out, then who is making the Saab convertibles? I seem to recall that they snubbed Valmet Automotive assembly plant after all those years in favor of Karmann.
@TurboBrick: If losing the 9-3 convertible is the loss we have to endure for Karmann closing up shop, I think I'll survive.
A friend of mine just decided to trade in his dying Saab on a newer 9-3 convertible. Any young guy has no business in that car. If he hadn't lost his mind in dealing with every other aspect of his life, maybe I could talk some sense into him.
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That said, if VW wants to send me a suitcase packed with cash, I'm all for it!
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I'll always remember the morning after the casino guy, and the unfaithful husband woman.
Oh, and the one where the couple are in the car for hundreds of miles, and everything is perfect except for this continula tiny squeak. Despite endless searching, they can't find the source. Eventually they pull into a tiny service station in the desert, and the gnarly old proprietor leans into the car, looks around, and puts a drop of oil on the womans pendant earrings.
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :D
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Absolute classic.
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It's a line that has stuck with me ever since.
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Adding insult to injury.
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And why can't somebody start making those VW KGs again?
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May the Lord grant mercy to the house of Karmann,
for he often refreshed it,
and was not ashamed of their E3 Limousine,
but when he was in Osnabrück,
he sought them diligently, and found them,
the Lord grant to Karmann to find the Lord's mercy on that day;
and in how many things they served at...
Current car production at Karmann
* Audi A4 Convertible
* Mercedes CLK Convertible
Current production of car modules
* Roof modules
o Audi A4 convertible, 2001
o Bentley Continental GTC convertible, 2006
o BMW 1 Series convertible
o Mercedes CLK convertible
o Nissan Micra C+C retractable hardtop, 2005
o Renault Mégane CC retractable hardtop, 2002
o VW New Beetle convertible
o Pontiac G6 retractable hardtop, 2007
o Chrysler Sebring (convertible) retractable hardtop & convertible softtop, 2007
o Ford Mustang (convertible), 2007
* Chassis Modules
o Mercedes-Benz SLK
o Spyker C8 Spyder
...you know very well.
Amen.
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The products that they produce require reasonably similar tooling, are diversified across the automotive market, and some of the cars that they make parts for are selling surprisingly well in the context of this depressed market.
I wonder what drove them into the ground.
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/wtf, just trying to placate you in case you really are Max. Or even better, forced him to retire.
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A friend of mine just decided to trade in his dying Saab on a newer 9-3 convertible. Any young guy has no business in that car. If he hadn't lost his mind in dealing with every other aspect of his life, maybe I could talk some sense into him.
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And still have room for at least one more line...
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They haven't talked much about Karmann since they had to take him off the respirator.