The Kansas DMV Will Still Let You Get A RIMJOB And Other Banned…

Kansas released their 1800-combination list of banned personalized license plates, and it makes for a surprisingly fascinating read. It sort of like what you might get if you locked your prudish grandmother in a room with Tosh.0 playing for 12 hours. Lots of indignant rage, but not a whole lot of understanding. How… » 11/12/12 2:00pm 11/12/12 2:00pm

"Mommy, It's Getting Hot, Hot, Hot!! In Here"

Sure, they may have an untenable grasp on science lately... but Kansas is stepping back into the realm of logical governance with a bill aimed at fining parents who leave their young kids in the car unattended. Currently, officers in many states have only the options of either yelling at the parents for being morons or … » 2/20/07 3:30pm 2/20/07 3:30pm

All We Are is Dust in the Wind: Massive Gusts Blow Cars Off Kansas…

ber-breezes up to 100mph snarled traffic on I-70 in Kansas today after blowing a number of vehicles off the road and knocking over a semi carrying hazardous materials. The driver of the semi was apparently the only injury. Kansas authorities wouldn't disclose what the truck was carrying, and although the substance… » 8/02/06 11:30pm 8/02/06 11:30pm

Rising Above the Noise And Confusion: Lawrence, KS Considers…

We've never been to Lawrence, KS, although two of the more significant people in our rich pageant are KU grads. Plus, y'know, Burroughs. Apparently, it's one of the only non-flat places in Kansas. It's also considering a ban on cell phones while driving which would be the most stringent in the nation, including… » 6/02/06 5:00pm 6/02/06 5:00pm