@GTBruiser: The old Kadett might not have been the greatest car GM ever made, but there were worse, like the late-'80s FWD Isuzu Gemini/Chevrolet Spectrum/whatever. Nasty little bottom-of-the-barrel GM econoboxes that lacked even the roach-like toughness of a Chevette.
@Timtoolman, still looking for work.: From Wiki: "Johnny Weissmuller (Born as Johann Peter Weißmüller; June 2, 1904 – January 20, 1984) was an Austro-Hungarian-born American swimmer and actor who was one of the world's best swimmers in the 1920s, winning five Olympic gold medals and one bronze medal. He won fifty-two US National Championships and set sixty-seven world records. After his swimming career, he became the sixth actor to portray Tarzan in films, a role he played in twelve motion pictures. Dozens of other actors have also played Tarzan, but Weissmuller is by far the best known. His character's distinctive, ululating Tarzan yell is still often used in films."
@Timtoolman, still looking for work.: In my hometown of Titusville, Florida, Wessimuller lent his name to a tourist attraction known as Tarzan's Jungleland that opened around 1970 or so. After a flurry of interest, including an opening attended by Johnny himself, the tourist trap struggled along for a couple years before closing. Johnny quickly withdrew his name and support when he found out that the animals there weren't treated well, and the place was renamed Tropical Wonderland. I remember having school yearbook pictures taken there in front of a very smelly farting elephant. The crumbling remains of the attraction are still there, and can be seen on Google Street View on the west side of US 1 just south of the Walgreens at the intersection with SR 50. It was intended to be razed for residential development, but the real estate bust took care of that idea.
Well Murilee, you seem to have missed the entire point of this commercial. The Buick Opel was advertised as the "Brute" but did you notice who the person was at the beginning of the commercial.
That was none other than Johnny Weissmuller, Olympic Swimmer, and more famous because he was the lead in almost all of the Tarzan movies from the 40's to early 50's. It tied in with the Tarzan movies that were being played on the afternoon or evening television channels during the time this Opel was introduced.
So, it was a rather clever marketing scheme at that time.
If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred
If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
I still think the two Mad Men knowingly winking and giving each other the fish-eye in the '62 Jetfire implies they have wood in more than their golf bags...
Drop off the wives then head to the 19th hole for a little social lubricant...
"The '88 Pontiac Grand Am: Preferred by 9 out of 10 Sunset Blvd. tranny hookers. Extra large door opening makes passenger entry and exit quick and easy. Center console delete option also available for easy access..."
Charles- um.. eww. Graverobber- +100 Slantsick Bonus Points for "dirty pillows" reference. I once almost bought a Grand Am, but then my dear old mom stepped in and said, "NOOO!!! They're all gonna laugh at you!"
1985 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera FTW. That car was amazing. I have no doubt I will one day see these in LeMons with a "We're comin' to 'merica" slogan on it.
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But if you crossed your eyes and thought angry thoughts in its general direction, a new dent would form.
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"Oliver! You've got a cold!"
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If I'm not mistaken, he was an Olympic swimmer, too. OK, I'll look it up.
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That was none other than Johnny Weissmuller, Olympic Swimmer, and more famous because he was the lead in almost all of the Tarzan movies from the 40's to early 50's. It tied in with the Tarzan movies that were being played on the afternoon or evening television channels during the time this Opel was introduced.
So, it was a rather clever marketing scheme at that time.
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Drop off the wives then head to the 19th hole for a little social lubricant...
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Maybe Pontiac saw an untapped androgyny market back in the day? That would explain the Aztek and all that plastic cladding.
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"The '88 Pontiac Grand Am: Preferred by 9 out of 10 Sunset Blvd. tranny hookers. Extra large door opening makes passenger entry and exit quick and easy. Center console delete option also available for easy access..."
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Charles- um.. eww.
Graverobber- +100 Slantsick Bonus Points for "dirty pillows" reference. I once almost bought a Grand Am, but then my dear old mom stepped in and said, "NOOO!!! They're all gonna laugh at you!"
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Re: Top 11 lists
This one goes to 28. Suck it.
Kisses,
Murilee
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Thank you, sir, for making cough up the spoonful of cheerios I just had. That was priceless.
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Desirability of car: '70 Firebird
Desirability of other details: Astra. Although I'd trade them both for the window-crankin' Mini bikini girl.
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They did, in fact post Ford ads at one point.
I offer proof:
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/should have been for a '64 Impala though