Wow, that's the greatest song ever, aside from one minor technical error: how many early Subarus had sunroofs and tachometers? Glove-box doors, even? At least they got the four-on-the-floor right.
Please. The float requires the platform of a 50s or 60s sedan and/or wagon with yards of flat surface and a hot V8 for the bass note. You can create anything on that with some chickenwire and crepe paper streamers.
Then again, one car would hardly do because we need the old Citroen as well as a Veyron or equivalent.
A 1988 Subaru Justy 4x4 was the first and only car I ever paid retail for in my entire life.
I bought it when my VW Thing's windshield wiper motor fell off and fouled my pants - just before flying from Vermont to Seattle on business.
The Justy served me well for 100,000 miles. I then gave it to a woman who's husband had walked on her and her child. I made her promise to change the oil and check the air in the tires every 3,000 miles.
5 years later she called me and said "you can have your Justy back". She married, and new hubby gave her an Audi A4.
218,000 miles and it still ran like new. I ultimately sold it to a skanky bitch of a girl who drove it to California.
It's probably still on the road.
I work at a VW dealership. Three of the mechanics drive Justy's. One with a VW logo on it.
Anybody else remember a two-door "coupe" version of a Justy? It was a sort of sports car-looking thing. A buddy had one, lifted on hilariously big tires, in white, with "FUN JUSTY" along the flanks in teal and pink. I think it almost had enough horsepower to move. He informed me that his car listed its 0-60 as "Optimistically possible".
@Rust-MyEnemy--ymenEyM-tsuR: Ahhh,the 80's,the days when the most stressful decision i had to make was do i play with my toy cars or my Transformers,or maybe i should break out the Star Wars figures. Much more fun than mortgages,interest rates & fuel costs.
@Number_Six: Well i'm 32 just after Christmas time,so i can just about remember Duran Duran. I remember when CD's came out my dad buying Slippery when wet by Bon Jovi, thinking Boy George was a strange bloke,& thinking Shakin Stevens was cool. Now, why was it i liked the 80's again?
@jasper911: I've got one of those submitted to Ms. Martin for DOTSBE. I hope (s)he gets around to showing it to you all, so everyone can see the glorious beige tape stripes.
I was recently in an ancient faded pink SEAT--one giant windshield wiper, busted door handles, rat's nest of wires where the ignition more or less was--yet the little bugger ran like a champ. In spite of the faded pink--even on the wheels, it was a very Jalpnik car. Manual throttle too. Basic transportation? Hell yeah!
@sos10: I believe you have it there. The door handle was a push button with a little place for your fingers. I think it was Fiat based; it was about that color except faded and the wheels were also pink. I have no idea how old it was. It did a steady climb in the snow above the Ruhr river to the Kaiser Wilhelm monument outside Dortmund. No dash, no glove box, just a kind of shelf and some hip abstract patterns on the seat upholstery.
I remember the Justy ad from the 80's. It demonstrated its exclusive Hill Holder technology which prevented it from backing into the car behind it once the light turned green on a San Francisco hill. Anybody else recall it?
@General Halfshaftery: I suspect that their hill-holder system was just the fact that the 4wd system had so much resistance in the drivetrain that there wasn't enough weight in the car to overcome it and cause it to roll.
@BrakeLookTurn: I believe he's thinking of the '63 Avanti- although, while the Avanti (and some Larks and Hawks) had the first modern caliper disc brakes on an American production car, they were front only.
According to Wikigrainofsaltopedia, the '54 Austin Healey 100s was the first production car with four-wheel discs.
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Then again, one car would hardly do because we need the old Citroen as well as a Veyron or equivalent.
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I bought it when my VW Thing's windshield wiper motor fell off and fouled my pants - just before flying from Vermont to Seattle on business.
The Justy served me well for 100,000 miles. I then gave it to a woman who's husband had walked on her and her child. I made her promise to change the oil and check the air in the tires every 3,000 miles.
5 years later she called me and said "you can have your Justy back". She married, and new hubby gave her an Audi A4.
218,000 miles and it still ran like new. I ultimately sold it to a skanky bitch of a girl who drove it to California.
It's probably still on the road.
I work at a VW dealership. Three of the mechanics drive Justy's. One with a VW logo on it.
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Yep, its a WRX-powered Justy.
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I still live in the 80s
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"Son, I thought you said you were going to buy a Subaru." "But Dad, I did."
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Justy Nuff.
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Every time I see your current handle, I misread it as Audi Doody...
It suits you!
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Somebody should come up w/ the most Jalopnik parade floats list.
Alright, fine. I'll see what I can find.
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Here's the best I could do. Unfortunately, I can't continue- already wasted most of the day (supposed to be doing hw)
Honda Ridgeline Rose Bowl: [carscoop.blogspot.com]
Schnucks Shopping Cart (remember this from my childhood):
Not a float, but found this too: a Cadillacamino (why not?) [carscoop.blogspot.com]
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I'm strangely attracted to cars like this. I mean isn't it the perfect bank robber vehicle? Something like the Italian Job?
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[en.wikipedia.org]
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Yes, I'm being totally sarcastic.
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They are missed.
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Jag had them on the E-type in 1961, though the rear brakes were in-board. When did Studebaker use them?
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According to Wikigrainofsaltopedia, the '54 Austin Healey 100s was the first production car with four-wheel discs.
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