Somewhere in one of Kid Rock's residences, perhaps the large mansion he bought on Detroit's riverfront recently, is a glass dildo given to him as a gift. He's been subpoenaed to hand over that dildo to be used as evidence in a Juggalo-centric sexual harassment lawsuit.
America's mugshot photographers rarely have quite as much mystery to work with as in this case from Oklahoma, where this ninja allegedly dragged a pedestrian 100 feet before fleeing. Rodeo clown? Juggalo? Mime angry that he lives in Oklahoma?